Insane...~ Alastor x Reader

Chapter 36

Y/n's POV

Lucifer slowly flew to the ground with Charlie in his arms and I grinned at her in amusement. "Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie." He said to his daughter with a smile before stretching out his hand to me and blowing the angels off me. "Thanks bro." I grinned a little and put my arm playfully around his shoulder. "Where did your grinning sex toy go?" Lucifer grinned teasingly and I poked him in the side indignantly. "don't call him that, you asshole! Alastor was injured in the fight against Adam, so it's very useful to get help from you." I winked at him and he crawled out of the hole. "Huh! Okay, seriously?? How many of you freaks do I have to fight!!?" he complained and I saw that his mask was half destroyed. I pointed to my face to show him what was missing. "Uhh.. Your mask is broken." I said tilting my head and Lucifer released my hand on his shoulder before rolling up his sleeves and grinning as he approached Adam. "Oh Sis and I are the only ones that matters." He grinned and I stood next to him, leaning on his shoulder. "See you messed with my daughter and now-" I joined in with a devilish grin. "We're going to fuck you!" We grinned with conviction, but the others just grimaced unpleasantly. "Otherwise the insult always worked," I whispered to my brother. "Its fuck you up.. You two.." Charlie corrected us and Lucifer looked at her confused. "Wait what do we say?" Adam growled angrily and pushed Lucifer against the wall. I made a shocked noise and quickly flew after him. My brother turned into a snake to get away from Adam and I gave Adam a hard punch in the face, sending him crashing into the wall. Adam started hitting me with golden rays as well as my brother but we playfully dodged him. Me by flying back and forth and my brother by transforming. "So this is what you've been up to since Y/n left you're side?? Gotta say you really let yourself go buddy!" Lucifer grinned down at the angry angel. Adam started laughing furiously and grabbed my brother by his snake tail. He wanted to throw him to the ground but then my brother transformed back into his correct form. "you judge me!? You are the most hated being of all creation!!!" now I started to laugh. "Oh, for being so hated, he got every woman you wanted to fuck. Am I right, Luci." I grinned sweetly winking at my brother. "Oho yes! Well your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer. Uhh and the second. Bow-chicka-wow-wow." my brother made sexual movements that made me laugh in amusement. Adam Knothe angry and both his hands in fists. "I will fucking end you!!" he roared, and my brother turned into a horse to kick him away with his hooves. Adam flew quite a distance and I hit the top again to finish him off. My brother and I like to have fun with Adam and I hitting him from side to side like a game of ping pong. "cut that shit you stupid motherfuckers!!" he said, pushing us away and then dividing the hotel in two with a violent golden beam.