Warnings: Might have small smut, cursing, violence.
Note: This was written by an Asexual Person. So don't mention Alastor is Ace/Asexual. Because I know. i'm not going to make them fuckkk-
Alastor finished another one of his broadcasts. He did sort of miss Lucifer being in the room with his joyful mood. But there was nothing he could do about it. Wait, what was he thinking? Had he actually gotten attached to Lucifer's presence? Maybe going to check on him will push that out of his head. He walked out of his room and went down the hallway. Lucifer's room was on the other side of the hotel. He went that way, and knocked on his door. Not having an answer, he attempted to open the door. Surprisingly, it was unlocked. He opened it fully. The room was very dark. Maybe Lucifer was sleeping? Or not even there. Alastor flipped the switch and gasped at seeing the amount of ducks that flooded Lucifer's new room that he hadn't even had for a week. They all had something different about them. One even looked like him. He tilted his head at this. Soon spotting a Lucifer duck. "How interesting." He said to himself. He continued to just look around his room, not finding a single trace of evidence where he went off to. He looked in one of his drawers and found a pile of ducks. And on the pile, lied a note. He picked it up and read it. "If you somehow found this, I went on a walk. Don't come looking for me, as I am very upset. But please do look after my little ducklings! Especially Jerry. He's a bad duckling that spits fire out both ends, haha! He looks like this!" Under the words was a poorly drawn picture of a duck.
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He read the last part out loud. "P.s. Alastor, if you're the one reading this... you know what you did wrong?" He raised a brow. "What did I do, exactly..." He asked himself. That's when a voice was heard behind him. "You know what you did!" Alastor turned to him, tilting his head. "I'm sorry, what did I do, shortie?~" Lucifer glared at him. "Exist at this point." Alastor still didn't under why Lucifer was mad. He wasn't giving him much clues. "Can you please tell me?~" Lucifer groaned. "Fine! I- well, uhm... you kissed me! I know you did! When we drunk!" Alastor chuckled at him remembering it. "Well, is that why you're so angry with me?~" Lucifer clenched his fists. "No..." "Then why?~" Lucifer had a hard time saying this. He... didn't know why he got overwhelmingly jealous over him kissing another person that wasn't himself. "You think you're so funny, Mr. Radioshow. Kissing someone and then kissing someone else? You're on a kissing spree!" He exclaimed. Alastor tilted his head. "I'm sorry, what-?"
Lucifer rolled his eyes as he took out his phone. He pulled up the link and showed him both videos. "Ah, so Vox posted this?~ Interesting ~" Lucifer gripped the phone. "How is this interesting?! You're kissing a lot of people!" Alastor laughed. "No, silly. I didn't. That was Vox~ He's obsessed with me!~ See, he's in a girl getup. Don't believe me?~ Look at Vox's profile and compare them~" Lucifer looked back at his phone and clicked on Vox's profile, immediately spotting a TV screen man. "Wait... a TV, like... the one in the video..." Alastor smiled, chuckling. "Exactly! He tricked you!~ And ended up tricking me as well~" Lucifer looked away, with a quiet, "oh." Alastor clicked back onto the video. "You gotta admit, he does make a wonderful girl, haha~ He looks so funny~" Lucifer laughed. "More like an idiot. I'm sorry for getting mad at you for no reason, Al..." Alastor went right into his view and smiled. "I think your reaction proves that you were jealous~" Lucifer's face turned red as he yelled. "NUH-UH! I wasn't!" Alastor got close to his face, making him back up. "You sure about that?~" Lucifer pushed him back. "Of course I'm fucking sure! Clean those ears of yours out! I don't like you, I never will!" Alastor just shrugged. "If you say so!~"
Alastor and Lucifer stayed quiet... Lucifer sighed, looking away from him. "Now what's wrong?~" He didn't say anything and walked out of the room. After that, Angel Dust came into the room. "Y'know, you could totally tap that, smiles." Alastor cracked his neck backwards, looking at him. His body follow after and turned around. "Haha! Never going to happen!" Angel shrugged. "Cause, y'know, Lucifer has a huge crush on you." Alastor blushed a bit. "Well, even if he does, doesn't mean I'm going to do that with him~" Angel thought for a moment and smiled. "Oh right! You're an ace in the hole." Alastor tilted his head. "A what now-" Angel put his hand on his shoulder. "It's okay to be ace, Alastor. Your buddy is here." Alastor stared at him before grabbing his hand and taking it off his shoulder, then letting it go. "Uh-huh. Okay..?" His voice turned normal for a split second. Angel left out of the room, leaving a very confused Alastor. Then he started to blush more, remembering that Angel said Lucifer liked him. Did he really? He wasn't for sure, but the way Lucifer acted definitely proved that statement. He did seem sort of jealous.
Lucifer walked back in, seeing Alastor. "Oh, you're uh, still in here, huh?" Alastor smiled and laughed. "Of course I am, jealous little man~" Lucifer blushed and tilted his head. "Jealous?! I'm not jealous! We've been over this." Alastor continued to laugh at the flustered Lucifer. "So what if I was jealous?! Ain't gonna change nothing, anyway..." Alastor looked away from him, quiet for a couple minutes. "Maybe it might not be the same as you may think~" Lucifer rolled his eyes. "Fuck does that mean? Am I gonna get shorter or some shit?" Alastor leaned on Lucifer's hat, causing it to cover his eyes. "Haha! No, silly! I mean, you just confessed to being jealous, meaning you have a crush on me~ don't you, short lil' king?" Lucifer groaned. "So what if I fuckin' do?! You hate me, anyway!" Alastor chuckled. "We may have disagreements, but I don't hate you~ In fact, your height is impressive to me~ How can someone so short be an authority figure?~" Lucifer glared at him. "Okay, wow, dick- I can't tell if you're flirting with me or just making fun of me."
"Perhaps both~" Lucifer was mostly just confused. He backed up, still all flustered. Alastor leaned close to him, fixing his hat. He leaned even closer, causing Lucifer to go full on red. He then quickly took off his hat and used his other hand to mess up Lucifer's hair. "Wh-? Hey! You asshole! You messed up my hair! That's not cool!!" Alastor laughed. "Yeah, what did you think I was going to do??~" Lucifer blushed once again. "I don't know, confess your feelings and then kiss me??!" Alastor smiled wide like before leaning close to him and just kissing his forehead. "I don't usually kiss people on the mouth, unless I'm drunk, but anyway ~ I love you, shortie~" Lucifer blushed at the slightest touch and covered his face. "Wow~ You look like a tomato~" Lucifer uncovered his face and pointed at him. "Oh, yeah? W-well you look like a big ass tomato with strawberries!!" Alastor went quiet at that. Lucifer was sort of good at insults. "Nice one, oompa loompa~"
Lucifer's face got even more red, and that was somehow possible. "Does that mean we're..." "Dating now?~ Yes~" He smiled and put Lucifer's hat back on his head, crooked. "Y'know, if you wore my hat, you'd look like that one Willy Wonka." Alastor's eye twitched a bit. "Oh, you silly little duck~" Lucifer rolled his eyes yet again. "Haha, nice nickname. I like it, dear~" He chuckled. "And I like that nickname you gave me~" As they continued to call each other names, Angel Dust bursted into the room. Lucifer jumped and so did Alastor. "Knock next time, you...spider...thing!" Lucifer yelled, Angel rolled his eyes. "It's an emergency! So get your boyfriend, and let's fucking go downstairs to the TV!" Alastor groaned. He didn't want to go to the TV, but had to if it was an emergency. He grabbed Lucifer and Angel, and then hit his cane onto the ground, teleporting them to the room with the TV. He saw everyone sitting down in front of it. He let them both go and walked over, sitting in a chair. It was the news. Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench. She started to speak, she could hear fear in her voice, though. "The angels have moved the extermination from two months to later after this month. Which means, seven days from now. And you know what that means, Tom?" She asked him, he turned to her and spoke in a bland voice. "No, Katie, what does this mean?"
"It means we're all fucked!" Katie laughed like a maniac while the TV shows, 'technical difficulties'. Charlie turned off the TV as everyone looked at each other surprised. Alastor was the most surprised. Why had the extermination moved? Was he the reason? He must've been if Lilith was this angry enough to get the extermination team early. Lucifer saw how hard he was thinking and walked over to him. "You okay, Al..?" Alastor looked at him and nodded. "Let's fucking win. I know something you guys don't~ The angels can be killed~ So let us take back our lives from those nasty angels!" Lucifer smiled at his optimism. "FUCK YEAH!" Meanwhile, with Vox, he was watching his drone spy on them through the window. He could read their lips. He had always been good at that. "They're going to fight the angels? What a fucking joke. They're all going to die!! I have to tell the other Vee's so we can watch them fail and die on extermination day..."
(Next chapter will be the last. I already know what I want in it.)
