Sparkly Depths of Doom

Prologue (of sorts!)

Brace yourselves guys because this is going to be super mean and evil. Here you'll find out the true extent of how much I hate Twilight.
Trust me, you're in for a surprise! It's a story you'll NEVER forger... (I'm not exaggerating I swear!)
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Loki sat on the throne and looked at the grand hall that was now well decorated for the coming feast.

"Do you like it?" I asked him. I stood on the steps below him. The hall looked splendid adorned with lush Asgardian decorations. The whole place was glinting in the sunlight.

"I love it," he replied. "Yet... there is something missing."

I turned to look at the new king of Asgard. He looked elegant as ever. The throne really suits him!

"The carpet is quite dull," he noted.

I frowned. "You want a carpet... that sparkles?!"

"Yes," he said. He then looked at me and smirked. "Can you get me one?"

I grinned on understanding what he meant. I bowed slightly. "My King's wish is my command. I'll get you the best glittery carpet in the Nine Realms."