Sparkly Depths of Doom

Bella watched as Edward approached her, his skin glittering in the sunlight. She forgot about everything else in the world as she stared at his beautiful body. He was indeed her angel. Her very own fairy!

She smiled as he reached her.

"Bella!" He seemed worried. Yet she could not help but wonder how he was filled to the brim with beauty!

"What's wrong?"

"Bella you shouldn't be here. It's dangerous." They stood in a glade.

Bella's face hardened. "I can even jump off a cliff for you."

Edward's face softened on hearing such brave words from his girlfriend. "This time it's different, Bella. There are these people dressed in strange clothes who are hunting me. And there's a girl who's leading them."

"A girl?" Bella was surprised. "But I am the strongest and bravest girl in the world."

"You are, my beef cake. But that girl - probably in her early teens, she's crazy. She's leading those men. I think she wants to kill me."

"No Edward, I think they want me. I am the most important person afterall."

Edward stared at her lovingly. "Even though I am the one who sparkles, you are my Pole Star."

"Awww... isn't that absolutely adorable!" Said a new voice. Both looked to find a young girl standing atop a rock a few yards away from them. Her hair was chopped short and she wore strange armor-like clothes. She held a long sword in one hand.

"What do you want from me?" Bella cried.

The girl threw her a disgusted look. "From YOU?! You're not even in the picture, you mewling quim. Get lost!"

"You don't - " Edward broke off in mid sentence as the ground shook violently.

The three people looked to find a huge metallic creature walk into the glade. It was about 10 feet tall and had two holes for eyes that were radiating red hot energy.

The girl stretched out her hands to her sides. She was grinning like mad. "Edward dear, you are the disco ball. And this is my party!"

The silver monster let off a blast of fire at Edward and Bella. The vampire grabbed his girlfriend and ran in his enhanced speed. Just as he was starting to feel proud of his skills, the ground beneath him gave away and he fell into a deep hole. Bella screamed.

..........

I let out a cry of joy the moment Edward and Bella fell into my trap. I jumped down from the rock and skipped towards them.

It was almost too easy!

The Asgardian Army that were stationed amidst the trees came out and made their way towards the big hole we had dug.

I peered down into the hole. Both were covered in dirt and mud. Edward was trying to find a way to get out of the hole while Bella was trying to clean her face.

"Can't you fly, O' Demented Fairy?" I sang.

Edward looked up at me. "Why are you doing this?"

I smirked. "You see my king wants a special carpet for his hall. One that sparkles!"

Leaving Edward to ponder over what I said, I turned to one of my men. "Take him out."

"And the girl?" he asked.

It took me a second to think. "Take her out too. I think I'll make her watch."

The smiles on my men's faces told me they liked my idea.