Muslim Rants

Ramadan Hassles

RAMADAN MUBARAK TO ALL MY FELLOW MUSLIMS !!! How's fasting y'all? Is it fun is it tiring? How many hours do you guys fast?  I know somewhere in the world someone is fasting 20 HOURS !!! That's crazy!! Good luck to all my muslim friends that are fasting these long hours in the summer, the thirst is reaaaaaaaaal!

Anyways, as you all already know from my constant complaining. I live in a western country and we all know what happens in ramadan right? right? Okay I will tell you what happens !

Here are my Ramadan hassles

1- Your non-muslim friends eating food

Well see this is probably the worst!! Cuz you're probably there hungry as hell and you have to sit there with your friends with a poker face. Ofc, some are kind enough to apologize for eating next to you while some a** is next to u and basically seducing you with her food. Like yo, YOU'RE NOT REALLY HELPING ME BY CHEWING OUT LOUD AND FLIPPIN FLAUNTING YOUR DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER IN FRONT OF ME!

2- Waking up to eat.

Now where I'm in, its flipping cold so DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD SLEEP IS? I sleep like a baby in winter and just like a baby if woken up I'm very cranky and wil proceed to whine and cry. I  hate waking up to eat, I know some of you be like just eat when you go to sleep. But do you know how long Ill have to fast?!?! You think eating at 10 or 11 is gonna help me stay together and not murder a sloth? No ...wait why would i murder a sloth? sorry typing this while hungry so expect weirdness....as usual.

3- Not Cursing

Now I don't really curse on a daily basis but i do throw around a few curse words here and there to you know ... FRESHEN UP the situation but knowing that I CAN'T curse is making me go nuts. Like In a normal day I wont even curse (Unless I stub my toe on the corner of a wall/table) but in ramadan everything makes me wanna have a sailors mouth... WHY !!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYY!

4-Spiting after wudu.

Everytime I make wudu I will legit spit 80 times before praying just in case. AM I THE ONLY ONE? I'm always so paranoid that I'd break my fast... 

5- Bad breath

I feel so bad for whomever I speak to while I'm fasting cuz tbh my breath be smelling like a cows butt (not that i've sniffed a cows butt before...just sayin) I'm suprised on how strong my friends are like not once have i spoken to one of them and they pass out.....that must take alot of power....

That's all I got for today if you have anything else to add please comment below so we can complain together cuz who doesnt love complaining right ....