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⊹₊ ⋆𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 ୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ

Ace: You are in desperate need of a nap. Please take one.

Yuu: No arguments here.

~Seven hours later~

Ace: I said a nap, not a fucking coma

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Yuu: Hey sweetheart, can you lend me a hand?

Malleus and Sebek: Sure

Malleus and Sebek, looking at each other awkwardly:

Sebek: You call your boyfriend sweetheart, too?

Yuu: Yes... Malleus is an absolute sweetheart, just like you

Sebek, sighing dramatically: I thought you took our friendship seriously

Malleus: You might be their best friend, but I'm the love of their life 

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Riddle: alright we gathered here today to decide on who get's to keep Yuu

Azul: well Yuu is their own person and I know they will joi-

Malleus: the Child of Man will join Diasomnia

Vil: why was I called here? I don't want them

Riddle: it's a meeting you have to be here

Leona: I don't want the Herbivore either

Azul: they would make a great worker, the only trouble would be Grim

Riddle: it seems like me, Malleus and Idia are the only ones withou ulterior motives

Kalim: they would be fun for parties!

Riddle: *sighs and Kalim of course

Idia: I want the cat, you guys can keep Yuu

Malleus: than it's decided the Child of Man will stay with me

Riddle: no it isn't!

Yuu playing in the corner with Ortho : do they even know we are here?

Ortho watching Riddle and Malleus bicker: I don't think so

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MC: When I am rich-

MC: *points to Riddle* You're getting therapy.

MC: *points to Leona* You're getting therapy.

MC: *points to Jamil* You're getting DOUBLE therapy-

MC: *referring to the rest of the overblot gang* Everyone's HEALING!!!

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