nutty x sniffles (pls don't take this seriously)

white stuff

sniffles POV:

i just finished my masterbatubg invention while listening to weezer on repeat what's with these hooomies dissing my girrlll
„oooh fuck yeah this feels good i wonder if this could happen irl with nutty- WAIT! IM NOT GAY!!!"
me no like gay but my machine exploded and all the cum stored inside of it blew up and now i have white stuff on me.
„FUCKING CUNT BITCH WHORE!" i screamed. i was too horny to stop but then i thought of nutty again and i took out my phone and texted him.
me: get your booty ass over to my house i wanna fuck- i mean- hang out with you
nutty: ok pookie
hehehe now i can get what i want i've never had gay sex before all the other girls have their slutty boyfriends so i wonder what gay sex feels like. oh no! my thoughts we interrupted when those stupid bitch ass ants are trying to steal my food
„you fucking cunts what the fuck are you doing here you dookie heads" i said.
„man shut yo goofy ass up bro is build like a fucking marshmallow fuck cum dumpster wait why the fuck is there cum on you" the mom ant says and then pisses on the floor.
„i was trying to masterbate but my machine broke :( im getting my bsf to fuck me now"
„ok"