Alright it's in between chapters so it's time for an incorrect quotes chapter ladies and gentlemen and people
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Riddle: once again, no you cannot befriend the dragon y/n.
Y/n : but why not friend if friend sized
Riddle: i can't believe I'm saying this but oh for fucks sake
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Malleus: we at diasomnia live very well and in comfort
Sebek: i agree with the young master
The both of them holding signs thay say ' please send help'
Lillia: and we each love dinner time don't we?
Behind all of them was y/n passed out foaming from the mouth
Lillia: don't we?
Malleus and sebek nodding
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Y/n: I'm a very busy woman gentleman.
Ace: yeah what do you do that keeps you so busy then?
Y/n: i exist and breathe
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Y/n : there is only one reason why i am the authors favorite
Eveyone else: what is it?
Y/n : because I'm not, the favorite is actually malleus
Malleus: wait, I'm the favorite?
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Azul: i love my b-
Y/n walking into the room
Azul: my beautiful dormates and i am so glad of what they have become today.
Y/n walking out of the room
Azul slamming his hands onto the table
Azul: alright now listen here you son of a bitch, i love my business and i need money .
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Leona: what if i had to choose between having the omnivore as a girlfriend or having her as my wife what would i choose you say?
Leona chuckled
Leona: she's already my wife she just doesn't know it yet
Ruggie:keep telling yourself that asshole!
Leona:oi! Shut it Ruggie!
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Vil: during an interview i once got asked who the cute little lady with me was.
Y/n : aw and what did you say?
Vil: told them you were my soon to be wife.
Y/n: is that...Rizz?!
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What would the dorm leaders say when they get asked who y/n is?
Riddle: my beautiful friend
Leona:my smart wife
Azul: a beautiful woman who i could never replace no matter what
Kalim: a girl with a smile that can compare to jewels!
Vil: my soon to be wife
Idia: my really op wifu
Malleus: my queen,my enchanting lady,my wife,my darling and my everything
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Ace,deuce and y/n decided to have a sleepover
Ace: alright then let's all go to sleep now good night
Deuce:night
Y/n :night you two
Ace turned off the light
Not even a minute later
Y/n : the Egyptians believed the most significant thing they could do in their life was die
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Vil: epel do not encourage y/n please enough havoc has been made
Y/n : epel... Let us devour the unborn.
Epel: wtf y/n even I'm creeped out by this
Y/n: what? I meant eggs?
Vil: rook let us take cover away from the chaotic child
Rook: i agree roi du poison
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Y/n : i believe Crowley owes me a large sum of money
Ace: what the hell did he do?
Deuce: yeah what does he need to pay you for?
Y/n : the free therapy....
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Crowley in s video meeting with Ambrose
Ambrose: crowley i have reasons to suspect your students terrify you
Crowley: what? No, how could you think that?
Crowley holding a paper that just says help on it
Y/n: keep talking you bird man.
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I believe that is all for today
I do be loving to make these little in between chapters because they are hilarious as hell and you cannot tell me otherwise
Well anyways buh bye now
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