Japan x Australia oneshots 😃🤚 (They're all terrible)

Saloonatics (Pt 2)

𝐓𝐖: 𝐆𝐮𝐧𝐬, 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 :𝐈

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𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧

That night, Australia wandered around the empty town, listening out for anything. But he was still nervous. How did this bandit beat the mighty America? Why CassoCuk? 

Suddenly, he heard noises from an ally nearby. Like bottles falling down. 

Out curiosity, Australia walked towards the noise. But stopped infront of the ally. America had told him stories when he first became sheriff when he was 16, and Australia was only 7. Stories of bandits setting traps for sheriffs. 

Trusting in his brother; he stepped  back from the ally, pretending to walk away, but instead leaning against a nearby wall.

Pulling out his gun, the Australian looked to his right, towards the ally, waiting for the right moment. 

Suddenly, he heard a voice. A female voice. Was it her?

"Hm. The American's brother is smarter then him...." It said, kicking a can as she seemingly made her way out the allyway.

The confused sheriff looked at the ground. What did that mean? Did America fall for it? Wait- how did she know they were brothers. 

He turned to face toward the ally, when suddenly he heard footsteps behind him.

Australia, had always hard fast instincts, very fast. trust me. He turned instantly. 

But, his instincts betrayed him, as he was tackled to the floor.

"Aww, aren'chu a cute one?" It was the same voice. It was the rising sun.

But...she wasn't shooting him?

"What?"

She chuckled at his confused, slowly climbing off him. 

With lightning speed, Australia stood up and held out his gun.

"Rising sun, your under arres-" Before he could finish, she held a finger to his lips. 

"Shh. I just want to talk." She moved her hand, but Aussie's still held the gun. "Talk."

"Well," she began. "I find you interesting, CassoCuk sheriff. Your smarter and faster then your brother, in fact you could easily take me out, yet your letting me talk to you, heck, you haven't even tried to shoot me. So I have a deal to propose, sheriff." She looked at him with a smirk. 

Australia hesitated, but slowly turned his head. "Go on...." Japan smiled. "If you let me stay in CassoCuk for awhile, I won't go near you or your brother's towns again, and try to prevent other bandits from coming, also." Australia thought for a bit. 

He could use the protection, but he didn't want a bandit in his town. But America worked really, really hard. 

"What's the catch?" He asked. "Well, tell your brother and anyone who asked that I didn't come your town, got it?" She leaned right towards his face as he looked anywhere but here eyes, which were a bright, red glow.

"Fine...."

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