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Megadere: like a yandere but non violent (like following around a crush)
bakadere: fucking stupid
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Countranimals is an AU from Au ideas book btw
Short n sweet fluff
"Australia, can you collect more of those pink seashells?" Seychelles aske the latter, who was trying to lick his nose. He looked over at her before nodding.
"Alrighty!" He began running out of the small tent, was she sighed. "3....2....1"
"WAIT FOR MEEEEEE~!" An excited Japanese squid ran right past the dolphin as she chuckled. 'Gosh, he's a massive simp...'
Japan caught up to the octopus who was slowly picking up shells, when he turned to face the latter. "Heya Japan!" Upon Aussie even muttering his name for Japan to blush. "HI! Can I join you~?" He tried to laugh flirtatiously, but to Aus he sounded like he was just asking to join him. 'Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes.'
"Sure!" He smiled happily as a one of his tentacles picked him up and brought him over to the area that the shells were in. From this Japan nearly passed out, but managed to keep his footing. "Your good who those aren't cha~?" Japan chuckled, looking at the things and thinking about the interesting books that came from his country. "You bet! I was born with them!" Japan disappointingly sighed. The two slowly started to pick up the shells, until it was sunset. Much to Japan's dismay.
"Crikey, seems we got 'em all?" Australia looked at Japan who looked around intensely. "Mhm. Let's go back to Sey-Sey...unless you wanna go somewhere else~? Somewhere more private~?"
Australia looked confused. "We hung out yesterday?"
Japan face palmed.
BONUS
That night Australia lay awake, redder then his 1940s flag. He understood Japan full well, but acting oblivious was easier then showing a reaction....
The best part? No one even knew he was oblivious.
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