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Jin: Alright everyone for today's Run episode, I am your worldwide handsome MC Kim Seokjin. Please applaud

-Everyone laughs but applauds

Jin: Today, we will do a roast battle!!

-Everyone cheers 'WOOHOOOOOO'

Jin; Lets choose the opponents. Right off the bat. We got....... Leehye and Yoongi!!! The savage king and queen

-Cheers and applauses and also, Insert dramatic entrance of Suga and Eleven

Leehye: You on Yoongi? Feel like getting insulted.

Yoongi: Oh it's on.

Jin: And the roast battle starts in 3, 2, 1- GO!!!

Leehye: Go ahead, start it,

Yoongi: Have you ever tried eating makeup?

Leehye: No, why should I?

Yoongi: I think it would do enough to cover up your ugly personality.

- A round of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the rest of the members.

Leehye: Damn I didn't know we were going in this deep. 

Yoongi; Not as deep as your dad when he goes inside your mom-

Leehye; YOO OHH WOAH WAIT A SECOND! NAH UH

-Everyone laughs and is shocked at the same time. Even Yoongi is a bit surprised at his own words.

Leehye: 'You have a face that would make onions cry.

Members; ooooooh

Yoongi: *laughs* I just felt like laughing I don't know why. Ok time for another banger. 

Leehye: You certainly did a banger last night

Yoongi; YOOOOO!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

-Everyone starts whistling and cheering and applauding. 

Yoongi: Well you're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the other direction

-Another round of 'Ooohs' from the members

Leehye: Hey come on man, don't do OD injustice like that. 

-Everyone laughs

Leehye: Okay my turn. I consider you my sun...

-Everyone waits in anticipation for what shocking banger Leehye would bring next.

Leehye: So please get 93 million miles away from here.

-This time everyone had a silent 'oooh'

Yoongi: Youre so fat that when you stood infront of the TV I missed a whole season of Money Heist.

Leehye; Out of all the TV shows you chose Money Heist? Well, I guess you do need a money heist seeing as I stole your income. Oh, wait, you don't have one

-This time a bigger round of "OHHH"s had come from the members. They were clapping and high five -ing each other. 

Yoongi: Youre fitting on a dress u bought. It doesn't fit.

Leehye; I brought the wrong size dumbass

Yoongi: But it was your mom's dress

-An even bigger round of cheers and "OHHHS" spread through the room with everyone applauding.

Leehye; My mom's dress didn't fit me? I won't be surprised if a sumo suit didn't fit you either. 

-The room was bursting with applause, cheering. All of the members were shocked

Jin: And, Leehye wins!!!

Yoongi: Good game.



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