Please know that I haven't been drunk or drank any kind of alcohol, I have friends who have been drunk whenever we went to the white rabbit.....sadly that place got shut down due to financial issues
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)Chapter Text
It seemed like forever, but eventually, a deathly silence announced that the purge had ended. The numbers below a clock tower read 365 days until the next purge. Charlie slowly walked outside onto a balcony. She couldn't bring herself to look at the carnage down below
.*Gunshots, screams, sirens and glass breaking*
Among the broken weapons and corpses, "Fuck you, Heaven!" was written in red on a nearby wall. "Cleanse!" was scribbled on posters of an Exterminator.
Up in the sky, a lone planet with a red pentagram loomed overhead. More signs displayed advertisements, porn, drugs, and drinks. In a shadier part of town, large red signs read "Punishment," and "Your days are numbered." A demon with the head of a bull picked up a fallen head from the ground and loaded it into his shopping cart of other heads. Casino signs flashed in the darkness and faint music pounded from strip clubs.Once again Charlie pointed at her diagram behind her, which showed colored rainbows and dancing demons drawn in crayons. Her boyfriend was not amused and was skeptical.
"How would running a hotel cause the demons to change so fast?" he asked. "Your plan is impractical and downright ridiculous! You dumb bitch what makes you think this idea will work?" asked seviathan.
As selfish as the green Seviathan was, Charlie still missed his elegance and charming personality. Dancing with him at prom in a pink dress was a special moment for her. If only his sister weren't such a bitch...
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One week later.
"I am so getting over him tonight!" 21 year old Charlie hollered before downing three shots in rapid succession. The liquor burned as it went down her throat, but she pursed her lips and kept it all down, swallowing the last shot with a grimace. Behind her, a chorus of cheers erupted from her friends - some who looked fairly worried at their friend's behavior.
"Fuck Seviathan von eldritch!"
"Yeah, fuck Seviathan!" Vaggie clapped Charlie's shoulder, giving her friend a good shake. "I bet that new bitch of his is gonna give him herpes or something!"
"Yeah!" Charlie blindly agreed - she didn't even know what herpes was, but it sounded pretty bad. Vaggie slapped her hand on Charlie's other shoulder before pulling the small blonde in for a side hug.
"Tonight's our night, best buddy!" Vaggie promised, reaching up to ruffle Charlie's hair. "We'll help you forget that asshole no matter what!"
"Yeah!" Charlie hollering at the bartender. "Hey! Bring a few more shots down here!"
The bartender was quick, and soon enough, there was one more shot glass in front of Charlie and vaggie.
"A toast!" Vaggie proclaimed, picking up her glass. The other classmates followed suit, picking up their own shot glass. "To Charlie , who is finally free from her shitty boyfriend!"
Laughter and cheers followed vaggie's words as all their glasses were clinked together. Charlie quickly downed her fourth shot of the night.
Everything got really blurry after that.
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Pass midnight the two of them stumbled into Carmilla's mansion , crossing the length of it until they ended up in vaggie's room.
Vaggie quickly plopped herself down on the bed making it creak under the sudden change in weight. And before Charlie could really say anything, vaggie had tugged her down on the bed too.
"Vaggie!" Charlie tried to go for a scolding tone, but she couldn't get her voice stern enough for it to actually work.
"What?" Vaggie asked, wrapping her arms around Charlie's stomach and burying her head into the back of her shoulder. "I ain't doing nothing wrong. Lemme cuddle you."
They sat there like that, on the bed, this time Charlie was latched onto vaggie for some time.
Vaggie had relaxed back into Charlie's grip, leaning back into the taller girl's chest._______
Something small, padded, and textured tapped on Charlie's face, rousing her from sleep. Coming to, she frowned. After wiping the drool off her chin, she swatted away the furry culprit.
"Too...early...razzle...and dazzle," Charlie grumbled groggily.
( "princess Charlie, it's time to get up.") Razzle persisted, pawing at her face once more. This time her owner cracked open one red eye.
"Mmm...what is it?"
Dazzle sat back, his tail swishing. ( "I see you had fun last night,") he said smugly.
"Huh?" Charlie blinked and looked around. Judging from the amount of trashed the bedroom was, claw marks on the walls and feathers everywhere, it was late morning. Vaggie lay sound asleep on her chest, nestled against her just as they had fallen asleep. The sheets were all tangled up, fact that they were still dressed from last night.
Charlie realized what her bodyguards was implying. A blush ghosted across her face."Razzle. Dazzle., it's not like that!" she hissed. "We didn't do anything!"
Razzle looked dubious.( "Uh huh...")
"I'm serious!"
( "Anyway, it's none of my business what you two do alone. I just came to wake you up, seeing as it's almost eleven. I didn't know how long you planned on sleeping in like a lazy bum.") dazzle adds.
"What?" Charlie jolted up, causing vaggie to roll off her. She grasped the sheets to her chest, and frantically glanced across the room hoping that Miss carmila wasn't going to catch them in the act.
( "Miss carmila is downstairs," ) dazzle reassured her. ( "She woke up three hours ago and currently in the meeting dealing about the resent extermination ..")
(Also Clara and Odette have pancake and eggs breakfast ready right now) razzle adds.
Vaggie rolled to her stomach and pulled a pillow over her head to block out the celling light, mumbling swear words in Spanish her sleep.
"We'll be right down," Charlie said.
Both goat bodyguards nodded and flew out of the room.
Notes:
is Seviathan gonna be in the second season , I know he hasn't appeared in the show yet but I KNOW for sure he's gonna have beef with Vaggie
@VivziePop has confirmed seviathan von eldritch is his full name and his father is friends with Lucifer, I'm guessing that's how Charlie met her boyfriend in the first place.
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