the three bros
September 12, 2:34pm
evan
i'll never change this name
barty
dude
evan
what??
barty
i'm right next to you
evan
well...
I can't talk about it irl
so why not text it to you
barty
?? What are you on
just tell me i'm next to you
no one is around its a free period
evan
can't trust there might be opps around
barty
man...
regulus
what
evan
oh look who it is
mr. "Je ne te lâcherai jamais, ma chérie!!"
barty
ok now i really want to know what you're on..
regulus
what
evan
Ok buddy
Drop the act
you've BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED
you have a girlfriend but never told us?
i see how it is.
told ur other slytherin friends but not the og boys
regulus
what??
i DO NOT have a girlfriend
idk what delusions you're on
but i dont have one and i dont want one
evan
don't be ashamed
i see whats going on
You're cheating on me
its ok to admit you pulled with your no heart looking ass
regulus
we've never dated?
and i do have a heart. excuse you
evan
WHAT
I'M HURT
YOU DO NOT
regulus
remember i saved that niffler
evan
ok but you had to crucio it to prove to voldemort you were worthy
barty
the dude who has no nose??
didn't he die to harry
evan
don't you mean where WE ALL almost died
regulus
You fat fuck i cried after
I was 12 years old
evan
ok but u still used one of the unforgivable curses on a defenseless animal
regulus
ok..
so what are you trying to get at here
i still dont understand
barty
ye evan what are you talking about rn
evan
sorry that i had to be the one to break it to u.
but regulus had a girl in his bed and he was saying cringe ass stuff in french
regulus
wtf are you talking abt
evan
Drop the act already.
I have proof.
regulus
proof of what
stop messing around
i dont have time for this
evan
dude u had a girl in ur bed
regulus
ok?
and?
i don't see the problem
evan
you were CUDDLING with her
and talked to her in french
you never talk to people YET ALONE GIRLS in french
regulus
i did not speak french to her?
barty
WHAT
so you admit it..
u did sleep with a girl in ur bed..
YOU ARE READING
missinput ;; slytherin boys
Fanfictionin which your friend accidentally adds you to to the slytherin gc and you get close with them modern day hogwarts au -- mattheo boutta make me switch sides just so i can be treated that way by u theo dude.. I can't keep defending you -- ੈ✩‧₊˚ slyth...
