Meanwhile, in a cave just near de Laughin' Place, Brer Jeremy go into a meet locka ter find Sis Patty searchin' de shelves.
"Patty?" he say.
"Jeremy? What are you doing here?" say Sis Patty sez she. "Looking for a place as cold as your heart?"
"No. Brer Rabbit wanted me to familiarize myself with the vegetables" say Brer Jeremy.
"He wanted me to do the same thing, whatever it means. It's cuckoo! But not as cuckoo as this box labeled otter nuggets" say Sis Patty.
Brer Jeremy, he try ter get out, but de door wouldn't budge.
"The door's locked!" he say.
"Obviously, we're trapped. Just like you're emotions" say Sis Patty.
"Why won't this door open?" say Brer Jeremy.
Brer Rabbit an' Brer Bear was sittin' on de odda side o' de door.
"Cuz I ain't lettin' it open!" sez Brer Rabbit sezee. "Not till you two make up an' I get my song!"
"An' I get my fifty million dolla" say Brer Bear.
"Wut?!" Brer Rabbit snap.
"I ain't sittin' here on de groun' fo nothin'." say Brer Bear.
Now Brer Fox an' Brer Chad was takin' anodda letta ter Brer Burt's cabin.
"Brer Burt! Ya got anodda letta frum Adele" Brer Fox call.
But de boy dint ansa.
"Where is that boy?" say Brer Chad.
Brer Fox notice an envelope on Brer Burt's bed. "Look! He's got a letta on his bed!"
"And look, he used another one of my stamps" sez Brer Chad sezee. "Now, Brer Fox, don't rip it this time."
But de fox rip de stamp as he open de letta.
"Oh, there goes my complete collection of the cast of Laredo" Brer Chad groan.
Brer Fox read de letta. "Brer Chad, Brer Burt say he already gone ter fill de reservoir wit jelly!"
"Oh dear! Still no mention of where he's going to put the peanut butter?" say Brer Chad.
"Enuff o' dat! We gotta go stop 'im!" say Brer Fox.
"Yes. Lets" Brer Chad agree.
Afta day left, Brer Burt reveal hisself frum his baffroom.
"Ha-ha! Suckers!" he laff.
Above 'im was ol' Brer Vulture perched on a tree. "I see you found yo laffin' place, Brer Burt."
"That's right, Brer Vulture! I'm pranking your master" say Brer Burt.
"I dunno what you's laffin' about. You still ain't gettin' no mail" say Brer Vulture.
"Holy closed for business, Brer Vulture" Brer Burt utta.
YOU ARE READING
Jelly Side Up! (Uncle Remus style)
FanfictionTo celebrate the one-year anniversary of my Youtube movie "Jelly Side Up!", I've decided to re-write the story in the style of an actual Uncle Remus story.
