We arrive at unknown man's house. I look up in astonishment, this guys house is unbelievable, that means he probably has a big subway sandwich in his pants too.
"W-w-hat is you name mister." I managed to stutter out, god I was so nervous he's just so hot. His wrinkly skin glistening in the eastern sun.
"Joe. Joe Biden but you must call me big papa"
"Ok joe I-I mean big papa" I smiled sheepishly up at him and he just stared back at me. GOD. He's hot
He introduced me to all of his kids, and then he introduced me to his pet shoebill stork. He was massive
He later told me that that was their main form of transportation. The young kids started out riding ostriches.
"D-daddy?"
"Yes my king"
"Can I ride the shoebill"
"Of course but you have to share one with me"
"O-ok"
At the stable, he saddled him up and then lifted me onto the stork
"I-I thought we were gonna share one"
"Hehe I lied" he proceeded to spank the shoebill stork and it started running at full speed, I didn't know what to do in that situation so I just screamed and flailed my arms around.
I look back and I see joe, I mean daddy,trailing along behind me on his own stork so gracefully. His hair flowing beautifully on the Sumer breeze, his teeth glistening like 5 bottles of ranch all lined up, god how I would love to dive into his ranch y dressing mouth.
"Right hun I think we are done for today let's get you back inside"
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The presidential triangle (Donald trump x Joe Biden x Obama)
RomanceDonald's family is having some troubles because a mystery man caught his eye, but there is another interested. What will he do?
