TW: ANGST
It was another normal day in de Biden household. I was downstairs petting the stork and finishing my bowl of pizza crusts when I hear a knock on the door. I was about to answer it but I remember what big papa said strangie dangie
I glance through the peephole and see a strange figure
The man suddenly kicked the door down and pointed a gun at my head
"Come with me or I'll make you regret even being born"
I was in shock and slightly aroused with the way this stranger was talking to me
He sat me on a chair in the middle of the room and shone me with a single bright light. I was in nothing more than a tank top and underwear, sweat dripping down my body like the Mississippi River, I even caught the man glancing at me and licking his lips in desire.
"Do you know why you are here, donald trump." He said, leaning my chair back, forcing me to look him in the eyes.
"N-no sir" I mumbled in fear
"You are here because I love you, I want to be with you but that pimp joe Biden took you away from me" he said with such passion
"Wh-ho are y-you?" I asked, feeling my cheeks heat up from the sudden confession
"It breaks my heart that you don't even know my name while I look at you like you hung the moon and the stars"
"That's is not a name"
He stood into the light and I nearly fell back in my chair, no it couldn't be
It was Barack Obama, my ex lover
We met in the presidential office and instantly knew we were in love, but I had to leave him because he wanted to try out nipple clamps, and I just couldn't commit to such henious acts.
YOU ARE READING
The presidential triangle (Donald trump x Joe Biden x Obama)
RomanceDonald's family is having some troubles because a mystery man caught his eye, but there is another interested. What will he do?
