Wonderfully Weird

Acrobatics of the highest orthodontist!

Henry and Spoon skip away to a farm. The farm is filled with a magical species of flying muffin penguins . Henry the vacuum cleaner runs up to one and kicks it in the left earlobe. " ouch you trouser clock, that was very precious possession of mine! ill tell the eye surgeon that you destroyed my insanity!" Spoon looked angry and pulled out his MASSIVE, ERECT, HARD Grapefruit axe and smashed the flying muffin penguin in the face as hard as he could , Chopping its face in half , the crimson BBQ sauce spurted everywhere and the penguin gurgled and grabbed its toe. Henry's face melted as he threw the giant faceless muffin penguin into the deep dark abyss. The devil arose from the pit and screamed " YOU STUPID MANGY MUTT I WILL MAKE YOU MY WIFE!" he pointed his twisted finger towards spoon. Henry got super fucking pissed off and ran at the devil. The devil cried with melancholy and transported to a distant dimension full of rainbows and dinosaurs. Spoon hugged Henry with a powerful bromance in his eyes. Henry looked down at spoon and said " Spoon, my main man. If we encountered many a foe in a great battle of peacocks , i would run away and leave you to die". A single tear of joy ran down spoons red, Tomatoey face as he said the only words of English he knows.... "Suck my Cock". Suddenly a giant horde of naked dead people come out of nowhere and start playing Radioactive by Imagine dragons. Spoon grabs his rock hard abs and runs towards the army of naked dead people. Henry shouts " no my daughter is a monkey and my father is an asshole full of seamen on a submarine!" Spoon looks back towards Henry and gave him a look that said " Turn and walk away" so because Henry is an obedient fuck he turned and slowly walked away leaving his waifu behind. Spoon ran into the fabulous crowd of acoustic playing dead bodies and as he got closer and closer he could feel the urge to do parkour. So without haste he pulled his trusty kiwi sword out of his eye socket and started to hack away at his scrawny red legs...

Henry began to feel regretful that he left his buddy behind. But he carried on slowly walking into the distance. On the floor he saw a glass vial. A tear of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! Spoon didn't die in vain! "my spaghetti monster! Spoon is an absolute beast of a cow! i must find the other 3 tears before the dead people make anyone else do parkour!"

He mustered all of the Mustard he could find and packed his suitcase and sent himself on his way to find the 3 tears of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by himself. Feeling alone , Henry carried on into the night and finally found a place he could call home....

The Fantabulous Home of the sexiest man alive.....

Chris Pratt