Fleetway is forced to play jenga 2/3

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Fleetway - *sigh* finally the fucking Internet came back! *Sighs*

Lord X enters the room without fleetway knowing.

Fleetway- let's see! Rule 34!.. ( If you don't know what rule 34 is it's a cartoon porn site where people make porn drawings of their favorite characters it's real I promise don't look it up kid's!)

Lord X- Heeeeeere's Jonny! ( Laughs like Scooby Doo)!

Making fleetway nut out of fear LAMO

Lord X- Hey buddy! You wanna play some Jenga Yet?!

Fleetway - NO! GOD DAMNIT YOU COCKBLOCKING! CUNT! FUCK OFF!

Lord X- woah buddy! Where's this aggression coming from?!

Fleetway - EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME! I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN BEAT MY OWN MEAT! BECAUSE YOU KEEP CAUSING MORE AND MORE HOLES IN MY FUCKING WALL! CAN'T I HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIVACY?!

Lord X- noo?

Fleetway- WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!

LORD X- yes.

Skin fucking walks in the room.

Skin- hey! Did I hear we were playing jenga?!

Fleetway- No?! We're not!!! LORD X IS JUST A FUCKING COCKBLOCKING-

Skin- cause I'm actually really good at that game! c'mon fleetway play with us!

Fleetway- I SAID IT ONCE! I WILL SAY IT AGAIN! IF YOU CAN SEE MY EXPOSED GOLDEN SHINING PENIS?! I AM OCCUPIED WITH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!!

Skin- bro your small as hell!

Lord X laughs

Fleetway s dick expands conviently.

Fleetway- you wanna bet?!

Faker walks in the room

Faker- what the fuck are you doing at this ungodly hour?!

Faker 2 walks in the room.

Faker 2 what the fuck did I walk into?!

Fleetway - FUCKING GOD?! WHY ARE WE LIVING WITH SO MANY PEOPLE?! WHY CANT I GET ANY FUCKING PRIVACY?!

lord X- I just wanted to play jenga! ( Doesn't care about fleetway at all)

Fatal Error pops out of fleetway's computer.

Fatal Error - yo! What the fuck?! Why is their rule 34 on your PC?!

Fleetway- WHY THE FUCK ARE IN MY DESKTOP?!

Skin- wait wait wait fatal? What kind of rule 34 was he looking at?!

Fatal- he hasn't searched it yet! He's one letter off though!

Faker 2- also what the actual Fuck did happened since I finished lawnmowing!

Fleetway- NOTHING! GO PAINT THE HOUSE!

Lord X - Woah buddy! That's racist!

Skin- that's it! I'm getting on Twitter!

Faker 2- also Nah! Fleet-Fuck!

Fleetway - YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK THIS! IM TAKING MY TABLET AND GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Fleetway leaves to go to the bathroom and bust through Xenophanes room!

Fleetway- I'm not paying for that! That's coming out of Xeno s wallet!

Xenophanes - WHY YOU LITTLE NIGGER!

lord X- Ah! He didn't have the n word pass!

Skin- so lord X? Still up for jenga?!

Lord X- HELL YEAH!

GOOD ENDING: they played Jenga and formed a lifelong friendship and played Jenga every Saturday, they lived a happy life full of wooden bricks in a Tower.

Tails spawns

Tails- okay one question? UUUUUH? Why does this happen every time I visit?!

Skin- Lord X! the fox is back! Time to play jenga!

Lord X- ( in his scary form) WERE GOING TO PLAY JENGA?!

Tails - oh no! Not again!

Aw fuck no! Roblox doors plays while lord X drags tails off somewhere and skin running like a goofy ass MotherFucker! And drags fleetway by his cock my God! And forces him to play jenga!

Fleetway- AW! WHAT THE FUCK?!

skin- WE ARE GOING TO PLAY JENGA!!!!!

Fleetway- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A LITTLE WHILE LATER

fleetway - why does this always happen to me?! My cock hurts! I lost already! I just wanted to beat my meat!

Skin- it's because your a bitch!

The end

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