Fleetway's pet

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THIS MEME IS MINE SORRY IF ITS NOT GOOD LETS BEGIN.

AT THE EXE HOUSE, EVERYONE WAS CHILLING OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM LORD X AND SKIN WERE PLAYING JENGA, SARA WAS TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND FAKER, SUNKY AND HOG WERE DANCING TO MUSIC, FATAL AND XENO WERE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY WARFARE, MAJIN WAS READING A BOOK, CYCLOPS WAS TAKING A NAP ON THE LUV SEAT, AND STARVED WAS EATING ALL THE RAW MEAT HE COULD FIND IN THE KITCHEN. FLEETWAY COMES THROUGH THE DOOR ALL EXCITED HOLDING A BAG OF CAT FOOD IN ONE HAND AND IN THE OTHER A BLACK AND WHITE CAT WITH NO FRONT OR BACK LEGS, THREE EYES WHICH CAN ONLY SEE FROM ONE BECAUSE OF THE MUTATION, ITS EAR BIT OFF AND TEETH GROWING OUTSIDE OF ITS ASSHOLE DUE TO A TUMOR.

Fleetway- GUYS! GUYS! LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND ISN'T SHE CUTE?!

Majin- OH. MY. GOD! (Is horrified)

Lord X- YEAH GOTTA AGREE WITH MAJIN HERE WTF IS THAT!?

Fleetway- ARE YOU ALL STUPID OR SOMETHING?! THIS IS MY PET CAT!

Xeno- THAT'S A CAT?! DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE IT GOT MULIATED, GOTTEN RAN OVER WITH A CAR, THEN GOT REPEATEDLY STOMPED ON!

Majin- JESUS CHRIST XENO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORD IT LIKE THAT!

Xeno- ITS TRUE THO LOOK AT IT ITS FUCKING UGLY!

Fleetway- HEY!

Fatal- HAHA! I WON LOSER!

Xeno- THAT DOESN'T COUNT! ILL HAVE A REMATCH WITH YOU IN A MINUTE! ASSHOLE!

Fatal- WHATEVER OH HEY FLEETWAY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CREATURE FROM?

Fleetway- ITS MY FUCKING CAT! I'VE FOUND HER IN AN ALLEYWAY ON MY WAY HERE!

Skin- X! ITS BEEN YOUR TURN WHY ARE YOU STALLING?! (looks at the cat) MY GOD WTF?! YOU KNOW WHAT IM LEAVING! (leaves btw sara already left didn't see the cat)

Fleetway- SHES NOT THAT UGLY!

Cyclops- WTF GUYS IM TRYING TO SLEEP! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING?!

Xeno- FLEETWAY'S MUTATED CAT HE BROUGHT HERE THAT'S WHY!

Fleetway- YOU SAY ONE MORE THING XENO! IM GONNA-

Lord X- NOT EVEN STARVED WOULD EAT IT THAT'S A PLUS CONSIDERING HE LITERALLY EATS ANYTHING THAT'S ALIVE.

Fleetway- OH YEAH?!

STARVED SUDDENLY WALKS IN THE ROOM SEES THE CAT THEN GOES INTO THE BATHROOM TO THROW UP.

Lord X- (with a smirk) SEE POINT PROVEN.

Fleetway- GRRRR.

Majin- I FEEL BAD FOR IT TO BE HONEST POOR THING IM GLAD YOUR DECIDING TAKE CARE OF HER.

Fleetway- THANKS MAJIN!

Cyclops- OH FUCK THIS IM GOING TO MY ROOM BTW I LOVE YOUR CAT FLEETWAY LOOKS A BIT LIKE ME! (pets the cat then leaves)

Fleetway- AT LEAST NOT EVERYONE IS TOO HORRIFIED TO LOOK AT HER UNLIKE THE ASSHOLES WHO DID!

Majin- IM SORRY FLEETWAY!

Xeno and Lord X- IM NOT!

Fleetway- AAAAAAAAAH! YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU GUYS IM GOING TO MY ROOM WITH MY BEAUTIFUL CAT ( goes to his room slams the door)

Xeno- SO FATAL REMATCH?

Fatal- HECK YEAH!

Lord X- THANK CHAOS THAT THING IS GONE IM GONNA GO BLEACH MY EYES!

Majin- WELL IM GONNA TALK WITH FLEETWAY ASSHOLES!

Xeno- YEAH GO KISS HIS ASS! FUCK HIM!

THE END

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