The Origin of Gomez and Morticia

Part 1: A Pleasure to Meet Woe

*Featuring art by: "Emeriart" and "Annie the Artsy Artist"

On a large yacht that was resting comfortably in the water near a resort, many rich teenagers were partying above deck. One male teenager however stood on a small podium before his peers while holding up a large stuffed jackalope shaped creature. The lead teen smiled as he said, "My fellow Preston Prep peers... tonight we don't just celebrate our football team's victory over Cemetery High... but also that we stole their ugly mascot! Now lets party!" All of the teenagers on the yacht cheered, and continued to party. One other teen however walked over to the lead teen as they said, "Are you sure we should have stolen the mascot of Cemetery High Chuck? I mean, you know how crazy some of the people from that school can get when we screw around with them." The lead teen: Chuck, smirked as he said, "Relax. We've got nothing to worry about when it comes to those creepy and kooky characters."

Meanwhile, coming towards the yacht in the distance... was a pirate ship sailing across the ocean. As the pirate ship moved towards the yacht, a teenage boy named Gomez Addams stood at the front of the ship looking proud. He wore a white shirt with black coat, along with black pants, black boots, and a white bandanna tied around the top of his head; while his uncombed hair flowed in the wind. As Gomez saw the yacht coming into view, he made a huge happy smile. Gomez then turned around and looked at a group of teenagers behind him all dressed in black sailor uniforms. As Gomez looked at his crew with a big smile he said, "My friends; the time has come for us to seek vengeance against those that would do us wrong! For if our enemies of Preston Prep think they can take our jackalope, then we shall retaliate by taking their ship!" Then Gomez pulled out from behind his back: a sword, and then lifted the sword to the sky while a big grin was going across his face. All of the other teens in Gomez's crew took out swords and various other weapons, and then lifted their tools to the sky as well.

Meanwhile all of the rich teenagers on the yacht looked confused as the pirate ship came towards them. Meanwhile on the pirate ship, Gomez stood at the wheel as he yelled, "Thing, fire the canons!" Then suddenly the living hand: Thing jumped up and quickly lit multiple fuses attached to canons around the ship. As the fuses began to quickly spark: all of Gomez's crew smiled, while all of the rich teenagers on the yacht looked very confused. Then Gomez pointed his sword forward and yelled, "Once more unto the breach dear friends!" Then in a fiery explosion, the canons shot large canon balls at the yacht damaging it. Then the pirate ship crashed into the yacht causing many of the rich teenagers to panic.

Gomez, using a rope from his ship, then swung towards the yacht. In an instant, Gomez flew above the teenagers on the yacht, and then did a flip in mid-air as he came down towards his enemies. Gomez then had his feet hit two rich teenagers' heads on the way down, and then put one hand on a fallen teen's back as he kicked several more teens down. Then as two rich teenagers ran at Gomez with their fists out, Gomez made a big happy grin as he judo flipped them to the ground. Gomez giggled, and then yelled, "Now Fester!" Then Gomez's brother Fester jumped onto the yacht and began to shoot bolts of electricity from his hands, shocking many of the rich teens. Then Fester looked at Gomez as he pleaded, "Come on Gomez. Let me shoot them in the back!" Gomez smiled as he excitedly said, "No Fester, we must ensure everyone here lives so that they can spread the tale of our glorious victory today!" Then one teen tried to run at Gomez with a baseball bat, but then suddenly Thing sneaked up from behind him and threw several sparklers down his pants. The teen immediately screamed as he ran off feeling pain under his pants. Gomez then laughed as he said, "Oh Thing. You trickster, you!"