T. S. Eliot famously said, "Good writers borrow. Great writers steal."
Except he never said that. Or at least, we have no evidence he did.
What he did say, was:
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different.
I am neither a good poet nor a great one, but I am a mature one, and I've been around long enough to know to steal from the best, as I have done here. I can't claim to have made of any of my pilferings something better, but I do hope it is something different.
Here's my official confession:
This story's title is shamelessly stolen from a chapter heading of the most wonderful babyfic ever written, Circumstances of a Small and Accidental Nature by the immensely talented dueltastic (available under their username on Dreamwidth). If you haven't read it, go do so now. I'll wait.
The "Shed-Stop" Potion" and the idea that Severus used it as a defence against Polyjuice is admiringly filched from MMADfan, who introduced it in her fic, Death's Dominion, which is the most remarkable and brilliant Deathly Hallows corrective I think I've ever encountered. I won't wait for you to read it now (because it's quite long and deserves your undivided attention), but I'll come and find you if you don't at least give it a glance at some point (it's on AO3). You'll thank me later.
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Severus Snape and the Unbelievable Postwar Outcome
FanficSeverus reluctantly returns to Hogwarts. He finds much has changed, not least himself.