Highschool DxD: The Lightning Devil (Highschool DxD X Male Reader)

Birthday Special: DxD S1 In A Few Minutes

Happy 22nd to me, support the official release of DxD S5! SUPPORT IT!!!

Miki: "I want a new kid!"

Gorou: "Let's Adopt!"

One adoption and a few years later.

Issei: "I'm the MC!"

Y/N: "I'm the REAL MC!"

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Y/N: "BTW, I have a crush on Rias-"

Yuma: "Can I be your girlfriend?"

Y/N: "No."

Yuma: "Please?"

Issei: "Yes!"

Raynare: "Die!" Issei ded.

Issei: "Why?"

Y/N: "YOU'RE NEXT BIATCH!" He punch hard.

Raynare: "OW! I quit!" She left.

Y/N: "Now what do I do with the pervert's dead body besides sell his body parts on the black market?" A wild Rias appeared.

Rias: "I got this."

A Devil transformation later.

Issei: "I'm alive"

Y/N: "Awesome, also Rias, I may love you."

Rias: "Sweet! Also these are my servants."

Kiba: "I got a tragic backstory."

Akeno: "I'm a kinky bitch~!"

Koneko: "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

Issei: "Neat."

Y/N: "Stray time!"

One Stray beating later.

Viser: "Why?" ded

Koneko: "Hilariously derailing one liner."

Next Day

Asia: "I'm a love interest!"

Y/N: "But who's?"

Asia: "Guess?"

Y/N: "Sorry, I got a harem going on in the future"

Asia/Issei: "What?!"

Y/N: "What?!" Raynare swoop in and take Asia. "SHIT! Let's go get her back!"

Rias: "No."

Y/N: "Yes."

Rias: "Yes." Barging into church. "Give us the love interest!"

Freed: "She ded!"

Koneko: "Like you?" Throws a fucking chair at him.

Freed: "Ah crap!" Gets hit. "Leaving now." FLASHBANG AWAY!

Asia: "Hey guys, dying now."

Issei: "NOOOOO!"

Raynare: "I got some good shit!" She gets her necc snapped.

Y/N: "You just got served......some justice!"

Issei: "Can you bring her back?"

Rias: "Yos." She puts a Bishop piece on her chest. "WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

Asia: "I'm alive!"

Y/N: "And now no one will threaten us for a while."

Riser: "I'll threaten Rias to marry me in a few episodes."

Ravel: "And I got a crush on Y/N!"

A few episodes later.

Riser: "Hello, I'm desperate for sex with a redhead, Rias, marry me."

Rias: "No."

Riser: "Marry me."

Rias: "No, attack, my pet boyfriend!"

Riser: "Pet boyfriend?" gets punched by Y/N.

Y/N: "Woof!"

Makima Gremory: "Now piss off!"

Riser: "Fight me in 10 days for your freedom."

Rias: "Okay."

Ravel: She quickly kisses Y/N's cheek. "Baiii!"

Y/N: "Do I like her?"

Kiba: "I think you do."

Y/N: "Cool."

10 days later.

Rias: "10 days have passed, let's win my freedom!" Rating game happens. "FUCK! We lost!"

Riser: "Get in the be-" Gets punch by an angery Y/N.

Y/N: "My turn!"

Riser: "Easy!"

Y/N: "BRING IT! Also I'm actually your rival households lost son." Riser does a defeated Yamcha pose. "...Wow that was easy, he was right."

Ravel: "Can we go on a date?"

Akeno: "Ara Ara~ Someone wants him~."

Rias: "Get in line sisters, I call dibs!"

Issei: "Why does he get the babes while I get nothi-"

Y/N: "ISSEI, I WILL SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT AND USE MY LIGHTNING, also me and Riser are cool now."

Riser: "We are?" Y/N does the death stare. "...We are..."

Rias: Kisses Y/N's lips. "Love ya!"

Y/N: "Love ya more! And now no one will threaten us for a while!"

Freed: "They'll see me next season."

Irina: "I'll make my debut!"

Xenovia: "..."

Happy 22nd Birthday To Me!