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Yeah okay, I'm not about to drag this on.
"Hey bbg, I'm in ur house."
"Okay, who the fuck are you first of all. Second, why is your Grammer like that. Third, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO ARE YOU???"
"You don't need to know bbg... Just know that I'm going to fuck you soon ;)"
"...AW HELL NAH."
Y/N (you) Grabbed their pepper spray that they randomly found in the house (don't ask why they have it) and held it up defensively after standing up, not about to deal with this stalker bullshit right now. They literally just got back from school, and is not about to deal with this at this moment in time.
Then, there was another text message coming from the 'Stalker Guy' (who you can already assume from the name, is a stalker)
"Woah woah bbg, no need to pretend to be scared ;)) ❤️"
"....FUCK NAHHHH YOUR HOMESTUCK SHARPIE BATH PROBABLY LOOKING AHH GOOFY BITCHLESS ASS IS PROBABLY USING CAMREAS CAUSE YOURE TOO SCARED TO FIGHT ONE ON ONE AGAINST ME... THATS CRAZY.."
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"YEAH GOT YOUR BITCHLESS ASS SPEACHLESS HUH??"
Y/N grabbed a teddy bear they got awhile ago which had been given to them through a friend, saw a red light flashing in it- what the fuck, how'd they not see it sooner???
Y/N ripped it open, grabbed the camera that was inside it, and smashed it onto the floor, thus breaking it in the process.
"..."
"IM NOT SOME DUMB BITCH WHO YOU TRY AND PUT STOLKHOLME SYNDROME ON BROO 💀💀"
"Actually its-"
"YEAH YEAH SHUT YOUR GOOFY AHH UP, WE DONT NEED TO HEAR YOUR NERDY EXPLANATION."
Y/N put the pepper spray back on the table and sat back down on the couch, blocking the number the 'Stalker Guy' texted them with. Well shit, today's going to be a long week based off how they already started off with a stalker on a MONDAY.
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO DAMN WEIRD BRAH??!
Humora fanfiction where the yn isn't a fucking usable, unrealistic, stupid, low Iq, no bitches, boy harem, need, and a Wannabe you! in this fictional story, you, or Y/N is actually the most relatable person I've ever wrote in all my stories because they...
