only human in Hell (human male reader x Loona) +18

the assignment

a/n: new chapter, and your going to really like this one enjoy.

After dealing with blitzo. Loona is in the reception room on the couch each other. while Blitzo was in his office dealing with a teacher who wants a target dead for ruining her life, Millie was helping Moxxie with his aim with a crossbow. Y/n was leaning against the wall as he watched His girlfriend holding a picture of a family,

Y/n: Ah, Mom, I know you want to help that with his shooting, but it wouldn't be better to use a pin. instead of having her holding the picture.

Millie wraps her arms around his son's head.

Millie: Don't worry, sweetie. Your girlfriend well be fine plus I've done this with many people before, and they have never gotten shot.

Y/n looked at Moxxie, who was shaking like a leave, while Loona just glanced away from her phone at them.

Y/n: Yeah, but this is dad were talking about. He doesn't have the best aim. No offense.

He looked to his adopted father, hoping he didn't offend him.

Moxxie: non taken.

Loona: he's right. I mean, why do I have to hold this picture instead of using a pin on the wall.

Millie scratched her chin.

Millie: Well, a wall wouldn't hurt. now enough talk, Your dad needs consternate.

Loona goes back to her phone while Y/n watches from a distances hoping his girlfriend doesn't get shot. she glances away from her phone to notice him worry she flirtingly  winks at him, making him blush. telling him she would be okay, he smiles at her. Moxxie was shaking with the crossbow.

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot ! Our only hellhound.

Loona:*sarcastically, deadpan* Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

Y/n smiles as he walks over to her. While she is distracted on your phone, she gives her a sneaking kiss to the cheek. she widened her eyes. pulls him down for a cuddles him causing him to laugh as he wrapped his arms around her waist  he looked down at her shorts got a good idea lowers down places his head on top of her shorts. causing her to blush, but she wrapped her long legs around him, stroking his crotch with her left.

Loona: That'll do it.

Millie blinks on what just happened.

Millie: And now you are going to shoot our only human/ son.

Millie: Just take a deep breath, *inhales* and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. *speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent* That's understandable. *speaks normally* But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?

Y/n: um, Dad, I think you need a dictionary for the word innocent.

Moxxie: Son, I don't think I need a dictionary for what Innocent means.