only human in Hell (human male reader x Loona) +18

Vel's new plan

A/n: New chapter enjoy.

At Imp

The imps were on the floor passed out after dealing with a robot that was Made By Fizz that Blitzo once knew when he was young. While Y/n and Loona were really worried about Velvette, Since she was shoved into group of perverts. Y/n then hears groaning to see His mom and Dad waking up.

Y/n: Mom, Dad.

Millie shakes her head.

Millie: Y/n sweetie where are we?

Moxxie: Back into the office honey.

Millie blinks to see the reception desk at I.m.p 

Millie: Oh.

Just then Blitzo was the last one to wake up looking around to see he was back at I.m.p. He sighs happy to be glad that His bodyguarding day was now over, he gets to for get about doing that.

Blitz: Good, It's great to be back.

Y/n smirks.

Y/n: Stolas Fucked you while you were knocked out.

Blitzo widen his eyes, Making Loona chuckled. Blitzo sweating as his asshole was going to be sore for the whole day

Blitz: He What! Great he even the bird likes to fuck! me when I'm asleep, he always fine a way to my Ass!

Y/n: Also, he said your pregnant.

Blitzo's eyes then popped out, While Millie and Moxxie even Loona laughing at his pranks. while Blitzo smirks.

Blitz: Ha fucker! I'm a male we don't get pregnant.

Y/n: well, maybe just you.

Blitzo begins to sweat. As Y/n pulls out a pregnancy test with a written label of the plus sign on it. Making Blitzo scream.

Blitz: Fuck! I'm too old to be pregnant!

Y/n: Relax, I'm just missing with you.

Blitzo sighs in releif.

Blitz: well, you better be. fuck it would be fucking weird if a guy did get pregnant.

Y/n shakes his head but then frowns while Loona notices it and remembers Why since they left Loo Loo land and the tattoo store he couldn't get the flashbacks out of his head thanks to Vel. Millie noticed it walks up to Y/n, put a hand on his arm.

Millie: something, wrong sweetie?

Y/n sighs might as well Tell his parents on what happen while they were at Loo loo Land and the Tattoo store, Blitzo on the other hand remember they weren't with them on the mission.

Blitz: Now, I think of it where were you two?

Loona: getting Tattoos.

Blitzo widen his eyes.

 Blitz: My baby girl as her first Tattoo! show me.

Loona rolled her eyes. show him the heart with her and Y for Y/n and L for Loona, Blitzo wipes a tear.

Loona: I've got two actually.

Blitz curious.

Blitz: Where.

Loona glares at Blitzo knowing he would of been weird if he found out she got a tattoo between the legs while Y/n kisses her on the cheek. making her blush.