[We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!]
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Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.]
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]
Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
Meanwhile Dante is going down the stairs as He Spotted Odette and Clara Carmilla Daughter
Odette/Clara: Daddy!
Dante: Girls!
Dante gave them a big hug he spun them around meanwhile Charlie and Vaggie mouths were on the floor
Dante:How have you been
Clara:Out making Deliveries
Odette:Mother Wants to see you
Dante:Yeah I'll be attending the Meeting so I'll see you girls there
Odette/Clara:Bye!
They wave goodbye at their father as Dante then felt two hands grabbing his shoulders
Vaggie: Explain
Charlie:Since when have you been a Dad
Vaggie:And why keep this from us
Dante:You didn't ask
Vaggie:Bullshit!
Dante Okay okay you know me and Carmilla run the whole Weapons company In Hell and she's My Wife I got along with them as I became there step Dad
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