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~Drunk~

This is based on a comic I saw earlier! Credits: https://kimik0hippie.tumblr.com/post/742592513561509888/so-yeah-i-made-lute-drunk-too-now-adam-has-to

Adam POV:

"Lute what the fuck! I've called you like 13 times and-" I pause upon seeing her, realising that she's black-out drunk. "Dude come on... You didn't invite me? Not cool." Lute leaned into me and grabbed my collar, pulling me closer to her. "ADAM. YOU AND ME ARE SPARRING. RIGHT. NOW." Before I could argue back she pulled out her spear and slashed at me. I dodged at the last second. "JESUS. LUTE WHAT THE FU-" As she swung at me again I tried to dodge, realising she wasn't going to back off. "FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!" She yelled drunkenly at me  "Fucking chill!" I tried to avoid getting stabbed in between sentences,  "Are you serious right now! Lute- Come on you made me spill my drink! Jesu-" For a second I thought she had finally calmed down. "God Lute. What the hell is-" Instead of backing down she jumped up high and tried to  stab me. "BATTLE- IMMEDIATELY" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" She kicked me in the face on her way down, leaving a red mark on my cheek which I knew would become a bruise. I tried to get her off of me, yelling at her as she kept attacking. "SILENCE." I heard a familiar voice stop us. Thankfully this made Lute get off of me. "Jesus..." I muttered. I almost felt thankful for a second, but when I saw Sera was the one who had commented. Fuck. That bossy- "Adam. It is completely unacceptable to allow your soldiers to get drunk. This is a complete irresponsibility of your ranks. Let alone the fact that you have put the citizens of heaven in danger by allowing your soldiers to get drunk and cause a threat to the safety of heaven. I am very disappointed in you." "Yeah yeah... Fine-" "As a result of your incompetence, you will have to take her home and take care of her." she added. "What the fuck? Why me!? I'm not a damn babysitter! You can'-" I watched as her stare went from disappointment to rage. "Uh- Never mind." I said quickly. "fine." I muttered. "I hope we are clear." Sara finished, Lute saluting her, barely keeping her eyes open. I looked over at Lute. How was I supposed to "take care of her"? She's probably gonna bite my leg off if I try. I snap my fingers and all of a sudden we're in my living room. Lute remembers I exist again and starts freaking out, trying to continue "sparring" with me. I ran away from her. "Come on Lute!" I say begging her at this point. "Fucking stop it!" This goes on for 20 minutes, All I can do is push her until I see a roll of duct tape on the floor, scattered around miscellaneous items. I bend over and grab the roll of tape, Lute still trying to slaughter me. Before she can stab my to death, I force her onto a kitchen chair, and rapidly tape her to it. I'm a fucking genius. Lute struggles against her bindings, but is stuck. "Finally her crazy ass is down." I said walking away. "I'm such a good boss! I think i deserve to watch some p-" Before I can finish my sentence I see a familiar silhouette behind me. Shit. I get ready to run away, but instead of pulling out her sword, Lute drowsily wobble back and forth "Hic- I don't feel so go-Hic-od sir..." She falls over into my chest,  "Shit, Lute you okay? Lute don't fucking die, Sera will kill me- Oh... She just passed out." Well uh... I guess that's good? I mean I should probably put her to sleep right..? *I held her as far away as possible from me, "please don't puke, please don't puke..."I repeated this over and over again in my head as I tried to slide the helmet off of her head. "Why the fuck do I have to deal with this bullshit. Stupid bitch." I complained to myself. As the helmet came off I held Lute's body, finally fucking asleep. I looked at her face, red from drinking. I felt blood rush to my face, making me look as stupid as she did. "Fuck..." I put my palm on my face. I carried her over to my bed at let her go to sleep. Stupid bitch... I thought to myself, as I looked at her as she slept. But I didn't mean it.

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BRO THIS FUCKING SUCKED🤯🤯🤯

Should i make a part 2????

Also tell me if this is out of character or not💔💔💔