1st person POV:
"Day's turning into night," Itadori exclaimed, surprised by how the viel works.
"Dark like a bootyhole," I mumble.
"It's so nobody has to see the fighting," Fushiguro informs us, glaring at me for me for my so-called "inappropriate" comment.
"Demon dogs," Fushiguro summons his... animals?
"Woah!"
"He'll let us know if the curse gets near."
"Good boy, yk we're all counting on you!"
Woah, Itadori, good thing you took the pressure off that dog.
We head inside and notice how weird and offputting the entrance is.
"Hold up."
"What the hell is this."
"If we get trapped and have to resort to cannibalism, I suggest we sacrifice Fushiguro first!"
"..."
"..."
Unanswered questions, which one of them should definitely be answered but who am I to say, filled the room.
"What's going on here?"
"Are we just gonna ignore the fact she suggested to sacrifice me?"
"Fushiguro, shush, we have bigger problems," I reply.
"No, seriously, (Name), that is really offputting-"
"PUTTING THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH! Anyways, I think we're in the bat cave."
"..."
"..."
"Erm, anyways. The door's gone :3"
"HOW?!?!?!"
"What do we do? What do we do," Nobara and Itadori sang out in fear.
"Sacfrice Fushigu-"
"First of all, the demon dogs have the scent to lead us back. Second of all, NO!"
"Bitch."
"Oh, good dog!"
"You're getting all the treats you want!"
"Just cause it's Fushiguros dog, doesn't mean you have to be rude, (Name)," Nobara jokes.
"I'm a cat person," I reply,
"Of course, you are," Fushiguro mumbles.
"Deadass might have to get a restraining order bc of how much you dick ride me, Fushiguro," I suggest.
"I'm not dick-riding you," he replies.
"Tell that to my lawyer. I got her on speed dial," I retaliate.
"I didn't know a weak family like yours had the money for one," he mumbles.
"We wanna talk abt poor families? I can say a lot abt yours-"
"ENOUGH! We have a curse to fight," Itadori interrupts the argument.
"Let's keep moving," Fushiguro demands, refusing to make eye contact with me.
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𝙼𝚢 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙶𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚍 (𝚈𝚊𝚗 𝙹𝙹𝙺)
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