1st Person Pov:
"Hold on. I gotta take this call from Ijichi," Yuji states.
"Okie dokie!"
Watching Yuji walk into a different room, I smell the scent of the food.
Ohmyitsmellssogoodimgonnasquirt.
"Junpei. Where the hell is your Art The Clown shrine?"
"Up your ass."
"..."
"I'm so sorry-"
"We're gonna get along so well."
Once Yuji got off the phone, we started to eat dinner.
While we were enjoying dinner, Yuji and Junpei's Mom were joking around.
"Mom, you've had too much to drink," Junpei speaks up.
"Yuji, (Name), please do something with these," Junpei's mom jokes.
Using the items she gave us, we knew exactly what to do.
"Jack, say you'll never let go," Yuji imitated in a high-pitched voice.
"I promise, Rose," I finish the quote, simultaneously letting go.
Did y'all actually expect me to be Rose?
"Alr, now to recreate the boat scene with your mom."
"WHAT!?!?"
After a few more movie impressions, Junpei's Mom seemed to fall asleep.
"Yk, you're mom's really nice and cool," Yuji informed Junpei.
"Totally badass."
"So tell me about your mom? What's she like," Junpei asked.
"I got two moms. Love them," I answer.
"Well, I never really got to know her. Though, I do have a few faint memories of my father. Fortunately, I had my grandpa," Yuji lore drops.
His lore is sick asf.
Before we could continue with our sick ass lore, Yuji got a phone call
"Oh, gotta take this call," Yuji proclaimed, walking away.
"So when are we gonna watch Terrifier as a group," I asked Junpei.
"I'm not really sure I can handle you twirling your hair and giggling over Art the Clown for an hour," Junpei replies.
"You're just jealous I'm twirling my hair and kicking my feet over him and not you," I answer.
"Itadori, (Name), you're Jujustru Sorcerors, right," Junpei asks us both.
"Yeah."
"Yup :3"
"Have you ever killed someone," Junpei continues the question.
"No."
"Nah. That wouldn't be very cash money of me," I state.
"Someday, you'll have to fight bad Jujustu Sorcerors, right? What will you do then," Junpei questions us harder, asking a hypothetical situation.
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