There's no one else quite like my mom.
Because
I played GHOST and Pals for her once upon a time
I played Two of a Kind for her first and she said it sounded like Teletubbies trying to make a hit
I played Only Somewhat Seen for her and she said it was 'sappy'
Like what
it's a fucking Instrumental HOW IS IT SAPPY
I played I HAD TO DIE TO SURVIVE for her
Idk I was just insistent on playing instrumentals for her because of that Teletubbies comment
She said it was too noisy and static-ey
Ummm...
That rules out about 6
Maybe 8
Probably 8
Out of 12
...
Alrighty
But then I played Insecta Apostate for her
She said she liked it
YAY
FINALLY A GOOD FUCING INSTRUMENTAL
Anyways I also played Reckless Battery Burns for her and she liked it too
I was TRYING to play Aura for her but she got cold and sleepy and wanted to go inside.
I was also tried to play Uncanny for her but she went away
I love my mom. :D
YOU ARE READING
your mother is gay
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