I call them milsongs because they have 1mil+ views anyways down a shot let's get it started grab your camera lock on target
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So one day Gumi (from pmp) was chilling when Sarai walked in the room.
"Hi Gumi!" Sarai greeted. "Want some cake? It's mostly fresh out of the oven."
"Sure, why not," Gumi said. Sarai began cutting her a slice. She put it on a plate and passed it to Gumi. "Bon appétit!"
Gumi took a bite of the cake. "Mmm, vanilla!"
"Did somebody say, cake?!" A voice from the corner of the room called out. It was Saros from Collared.
"Hey, besties!" They called out, skipping on their feet.
"That's my fucking line," Gumi instantly replied. Saros' face fell.
"Who the hell are you?" Sarai asked, putting the knife down.
"Oh, I'm Saros!" Saros introduced themselves, bowing down with a top hat.
Sarai had a realization. "I feel like you replaced someone. Like..."
Flashback to a couple weeks ago ig
"I'm James Vela, and I'm just so sad! 😢 Why do bad things happen to good people like me?! 😭 IT ISN'T FAIR!😡 LIFE!😫 ISN'T! ☹️FAIRRRRRRRR"
"Never mind," Sarai said.
"Okay but where the hell did you come from." Gumi asked.
"I don't even know. I was in a cage, right? But then I got out. I don't know how it happened though," Saros said.
That's when the door opened.
"Where's the meat?" Meatgirl said.
The three stared at her.
"Fym meat?" Gumi asked judgementally.
"I'm a bit... Hungry, you know what I'm saying?" Meatgirl had her lil face on the lil ^q^ you know it you love it
"Well, I brought some cake with me-" Sarai began, but then Meatgirl held her finger up.
"Uh-uh, uh. I want meat."
"Well guess what bitch go to a meat store or something" Gumi said.
"Boring there's food right here." Meatgirl replied.
The room fell silent.
"Oh hell nah she's a cannibal" Gumi said.
"Thanks Captain Obvious, her song is about eating people!" Saros exclaimed.
"Song?!" Sarai cried.
"Yeah, song!" Saros answered.
"Wowwwww way to break the 4th wall bunnyperson." Gumi rolled her eyes.
"Okayokayokayokayokay. Hold on. Hold the phone. Hold your horses. Wait a minute. Wait a second. Wait a moment. Pause. Cease. Stop." Sarai had to collect her thoughts.
She sighed. "I'm about to dissect us."
"Like a goddamn frog Sarai? Really?" Gumi protested.
"OH MY GOD NO I'M JUST A BUNNY" Saros cried.
"A horny one at that," Gumi replied.
"SHUT UP"
"Dissected? Am I gonna get dissected? Can I eat them afterwards?" Meatgirl asked.
"Meatgirl, please. Your hunger is a problem. Please curb your appetite. You can't keep yourself from trying a bite of every plate in sight. Patience is a virtue. Gluttony is a sin, you know." Sarai said.
Meatgirl gave her a deadass death stare.
"But anyways that's not the point." Sarai recollect her thoughts once again.
"You," Sarai pointed at Saros, "if we're all from 'songs', what's yours about, in a nutshell?"
Saros put their hand under their chin. "Well, it's about religion, but how you're not allowed to be yourself, and essentially going against those teachings and being yourself, (I think that's what the song is about correct me if I'm wrong)" Saros said.
"Why the hell are you dressed like that?" Gumi asked.
"It's also a bit about BDSM," Saros added.
"Okay bestie." Gumi gave them a look that was like 'you're done'.
"You," Sarai's gaze suddenly snapped to Gumi's. "What's your 'song' about?"
"W-well, it's about, um..." Gumi seemed a bit hesitant. "It's about this girl I killed-"
"Did you eat her?" Meatgirl instantly asked.
"Wuh- wha- NO?!" Gumi glared at her. "What is wrong with you?!"
"I'm fucking hungry."
"Focus, Gumi." Sarai said. "A girl you killed?"
"Yes, yes. I hated her. I killed her to get views online. Worth it." Gumi explained.
"Alrighty," Sarai said.
"You called me weird, but look at you! Killing people for views? That's insanity!" Saros exclaimed.
"Shut your funny bunny ain't so sunny flowers the color of honey honey I'm home three voices come when they bone no way home frozone snow cone dead zone calzone food crude oil clothing looking like aluminum foil mind soiled like how you soiled your bedsheets when you spread your cheeks beetroot get the boot when you're covered in soot causing a dispute because you aren't mute and you most certainly aren't cute, you look like ass hard pass how can people say smash when they see you stuck in a ditch like a bitch sucking dick and it doesn't click that you are what you eat so you're a carrot with no merit and you're a cock but you live under a rock and you're shocked when people mock you block you rock you but you love being rocked and you own a cumsock legs straight up in the air like you just don't care because you've had your fair share and you have long ass hair looking bitch ass up," Gumi said.
Saros just stared at her with nothing to say in response.
"Anyways, my 'song' is about punishing my bitch of a shop owner after he killed me," Sarai said. "It's also about food."
"Mine too!" Meatgirl cried.
"Mine came first!" Sarai cried. Then she gasped.
"My song got 4 million views recently," Meatgirl said.
"She copied me! And her song is more popular?! I'm the original! She stole my fame!" Sarai ranted.
"What can I say, people dig cannibalism." Meatgirl said.
"Copy that, copycat!" Gumi cried.
"Wow," Saros said.
Then no one had anything to say so they just sat there. Saros got a slice of cake.
"I'm gonna look for some people to eat," Meatgirl declared, and headed out.
"Oh, good, she's gone. She was starting to freak me out," Saros said.
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Alrighty guys that's it this time
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