AN: this isn't meant to be offensive I just had this on my mind for a while lol
I headcanon the Candle Queen being British okay? okay
Also TW for some violence
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So Norman, Candle Queen and Kennith were all at the park doing God knows what.
When suddenly, Norman asked a very important question.
"Guys," he asked, "is it chips or crisps?"
"Chips!" Kennith answered.
"Crisps!" The Candle Queen said at the same time. The two stared at each other dangerously.
"They're chips," Kennith corrected.
"No, they're crisps," The Candle Queen corrected. Norman stifled his laughter.
"THEY'RE CHIPS!!!" Kennith yelled.
"THEY'RE CRISPS!!!" The Candle Queen yelled back. "How in the world are they chips?!"
"They're chips because they're chips of a potato!" Kennith explained.
"No, they're crisps because they're crispy!" The Candle Queen retorted.
"And?! Toast is crispy, and we don't call that crisps! What's wrong with you?" Kennith said.
"Chips are what you call french fries!" The Candle Queen said.
"Okay, okay, okay. How about this? Is it an elevator or a lift?" Norman asked next.
"Elevator!" Kennith said.
"Lift!" The Candle Queen said too. And again with the dangerous stare.
"It's an elevator," Kennith said.
"It's a lift," The Candle Queen said. Their voices were full of hatred.
"No, it's an elevator because it elevates you onto a different floor!" Kennith argued.
"It's a lift because it lifts you onto a different floor!" The Candle Queen argued back.
"We could do this all day," Norman said to himself. "So, is it cookies or biscuits?"
"Cookies!" Said Kennith.
"Biscuits!" Said The Candle Queen.
"Alright... is it cotton candy or candyfloss?"
"Cotton candy!" Kennith said.
"Candyfloss!" The Candle Queen said.
"Is Kennith a redhead... or a ginger?" Norman asked.
Silence.
"I'm a redhead," Kennith said.
"Not exactly. You're a ginger, since your head isn't red-red. It's orange," The Candle Queen elaborated.
"Okay, last question..." Norman snickered. "Are they cigarettes... or are they fags?"
"Cigarettes!" Kennith said.
"Fags!" The Candle Queen exclaimed without hesitation.
"WHAT?!" Kennith was enraged.
"I-I-I... that's what we call them in Eng-" She couldn't even finish her sentence before Kennith began pummeling her into the ground.
"Shit," Norman said," I think I just began their rivalry."
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Yeah that's all for now
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND :(
I'm having chronic laziness and procrastination and school and a lack of ideas so yep
I got to squeeze this in before I go away again and occasionally check this app like I've been doing
So until next time folks
Byeeeeee :D
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