Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
I am going to try and act like a normal, happy, and mentally stable person today. Wish me luck.
Revenge is beneath me. ...Accidents, however, will happen.
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I try not to judge, because I am quite screwed up myself.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if a bus hit you, then I'd be driving that bus,
Four out of five voices in my head think I'm an idiot. The fifth is trying to decide where to bury you.
I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.
I see dead people. Well actually, I see stupid people, but give me a few minutes.
People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson, and those people are witnesses.
Sometimes I have to tell myself, it's just not worth the jail time.
Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.
The only person I am afraid of is myself. That fucker is crazy.
I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
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