random head cannons 😭

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btw half of these are jokes

if you were hungry he would make you a pot noodle 😭😭

would defo go in a mood if he didn't have a cigarette for a day

TikTok obsessed and probably makes them videos of him in the rain thinking he's fit.

likes book tok girls

says "what are thoseee" when he sees crocs

dropped coffee on his grandma once

makes cringy ass jokes

Dad jokes fr

was talking the piss with mattheo and Lorenzo one day and accidentally said "UWU" and then was shocked about what he said and didn't talked for an hour.

Takes mugs of people all the time and puts them as his profile picture

Secretly hates cats

Calls mattheo and Lorenzo sugar,cupcake,daddy,honey bun and more as a joke

pissed himself on the way to hogwarts once

picks his nose in front of everyone

Wears them socks that only cover the bottom of your feet idk what there called ICK 😭😭

would say "DISGUSTING" in a Scottish accent whenever someone says something wired (if yk the meme yk)

iPad kid

Probably ate shit as a kid thinking it was chocolate (taking after regulus in his willly wonks era LMAO)

Probably sleeps with stuffed animals (cutie)

would make dirty ass jokes all the time

Would cry if he got banned on TikTok

Has a private snap story with mattheo,Lorenzo,Draco,blaise,pansy and you in it and posts vlogs.

Reads Wattpad story's

Has an addiction to coin master

plays Roblox and plays super hero tycoon

Got a virus on his phone from a website 💀
(Ik they don't have phones and stuff at hogwarts but shhhh be delulu)

Takes the piss out of Draco and screams "POTTAHHHH" at him

Had a fidget TikTok account

Made a Draco edit

Goes instagram live for fun 😭

Comments on celebrities instagrams like they are best friends

Ate dog food for a dare once or twice...

Broke his leg walking down the hogwarts stairs

Probably uses his feet to hold something in place why he uses his hands

Stole pansy's pink dressing gown and wore it once

Started a food fight at breakfast

He was baking once and cracked the eggs in the bowl but also put the shells in because he didn't know he wasn't meant to.

that's all for now I might add more soon😭
Obviously these were all jokes but I found them funny 😋

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