The Boys Adventures

The Boys Go to a Haunted Mansion

It's nighttime in the town, as we see a lit-up 711 as our four boys are standing in front of the gas station. Michael was sporting his signature suit, Joe had on his was wearing wears a green shirt underneath a blue button-up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and wears blue jeans and white with red striped sneakers, Robert was wearing black jeans, his sneakers a black jacket and white shirt that had Yes! printed on the front. Milo was wearing a blue overcoat over a white cotton long sleeve shirt with four buttons in front, blue jeans, and Vans shoes. Michael was excited to be here.

Michael: This is what I'm talking about. 711 midnight snack runs with the boys! There couldn't be a better way to spend a Saturday night.

Joe: I agree with you there Mikey.

Robert: Joe, don't you have an entire channel to run? Don't they need you back at the office so you can record you playing at the very least.

Joe: Ally just edits me playing with a controller on the channel, so it's all good.

Robert: OK, then.

Michael: Ohh fuck, I left my wallet at home. Milo can you spot me?

Milo: No way Mikey, I saw the devastation that you can wreak at a buffet. No way am I going to spend $100 on your snacks at 7:11

Michael: JESUS, Milo. You can afford all of that expensive ass, embarrassing clothes but you can't buy me a damn Big Bite?!

Milo: Say what you want about my clothes Mikey, but it's how I stay trending on TikTok. People look up to me for fashion tips.

Robert: I do have to say, his outfit DOES look pretty fashionable Michael.

Joe: I think you look pretty hip too Milo!

Milo: Ohh thanks boys!

Michael: You look like an idiot, and I am embarrassed to be seen with you in public! But, whatever I'm heading inside.

The boys then head inside into the 711, and then split into two groups, Michael and Joe, then Robert and Milo. Milo and Robert were by the Slurpee machine.

Robert: So, what are you getting Milo?

Milo: Thinking of a Skittles green apple Slurpee.

Robert: Gross! That stuff is so sour it'll make your tongue bleed.

Milo: Well, what are you getting then?

Robert: Probably nothing. Ever since Mary read that article about obesity and all that healthy crap, I'm also not allowed to eat junk food.

Milo: Well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?

Robert: Fuck it! I'm getting a Slurpee too!

We the cut away from them over to Michael, who's holding a bunch of snack in his hands and then calls Joe over to him, for help.

Michael: Joe get the fuck over here!

Joe: Yes, hello, Lopezinator reporting for duty!

Michael: Stick this shit down your pants Joe. (Holds out the snacks he's holding in his arms)

Joe: What the hell Mikey that's stealing!

Michael: Just do it Joe, that Pansy Milo won't spot me for a simple hot dog. So, the least you can do for me is help me sneak out just a tiny bit of food.

Joe: Michael, you have two king sized bags of Cheetos, an Arizona iced tea, three crunch bars, and three packets of beef jerky. That is not what is quantified as a tiny bit of food.

Michael: Joseph I am literally about to starve!

We then cut to the outside of 711, where Milo and Robert are waiting for their friends while holding their respective Slurpee's, Robert decided to go with Cherry. The entrance bell rings as Michael and Joe leaves the store. Michael looks irritated.