The Boys Adventures

(Season 3) The Boys Go on Shark Tank

3 Weeks Before Interdimensional Jump

We cut to the outside of the building in which the show Shark Tank is filmed in with abc studios. We hear Michael's voice talking to someone inside, and we pan in through one of the windows and see the boys talking with host Mark Cuban. Michael wore his blue suit and red tie, but his hair had reached the base of his neck, and he has a worn dress shoes to match his suit as well, Dominic wore black pants, loafers, and a black dress shirt with a white tie and his hair had grown longer to touch his shoulders, but it was tied back with a strand or two hanging in front, Robert wore a maroon blazer over a white dress shirt which was tucked into black pants and brown loafers, his curly hair had become longer but still wasn't anywhere nearly as long as his friends and swept it to the right, Joe had dressed up in jeans, a green button up with a black tie, over top of his shirt he wore a brown jacket and wore black high tops, Joe's hair had grown out longer and he started parting it as his hair had reached his neck base, Milo wore a black hoodie with a gray snake going over the shoulders and had the words "BLACK Mamba" written on the front, he wore dark blue jeans and black and white Jordans, his hair had gotten longer and tied the sides of his hair back into a pony tail, Felix Jones was there too and he wore a dark blue blazer, blue pants, black shoes, and had a white dress shirt on underneath. They were speaking with Mark Cuban, who was wearing a light blue with checker pattern blazer, a white dress shirt, black pants, and shoes. The boys were now all a year older than season 2 (check bios).

Michael: Mark, I wanna thank you for getting us a spot-on Shark Tank. I'm glad we were able to settle our differences for the possibility, of a mutually beneficial transaction. 

Mark: Michael, we wouldn't be successful businessmen ourselves if we let the past govern the future. Plus, when I hear you calling with the offer of four influential Youtuber's coming onto our show with the Mafian Overlord of Australia also accompanying you, how could I say no?

Dominic: (proud) Thank you! It feels good to finally get some well-deserved recognition.

Mark: Uh, however, I did see how your last episode on Family Feud turned out, so before I bring you out there, I need some assurances that you guys won't fuck me over like you did Steve Jr.

Joe: Don't you worry Markiplier. We've learned from our past mishaps; you can count on us to behave like professionals.

Mark: Uh, I don't know who you're referring to, but my name is mark, not Markiplier. Also, I was kind of directing that statement to Dom. You aren't gonna drive a sedan through our studios walls like you did to CBS, right?

Dominic: Don't worry, I don't intend on getting tased multiple times again. You'll have no trouble from me.

Felix: Listen Mark, I don't know what kind of trouble these circus clowns regularly get themselves into but believe me when I tell you that we'll toe the line of your show's behavioral guidelines. If anyone knows how to avoid trouble, it's me.

Mark: (skeptical) Uh, yeah, that's not really too reassuring.

Michael: Listen Mark sparing you some of the details, we owe some people a lot of money and we also need to secure some funds for a confidential project at Grand X. In short, the last thing we want to do is to cause trouble. We're here to secure financial backing through your investments, not to drive a car through a damned wall, get another television host fired, only to rob his house not even 2 weeks later.

Mark: Jesus! You guys rob Steve Harvey Jr's house?!

Robert: Thanks to Felix, yeah.

Milo: And now we have compensatory damages to pay.

Felix: I'm fucking telling you guys! He was a Drug Lord; he just has you all fooled! My sources are never wrong!

Announcer: Gentlemen, we will begin filming in 2 minutes. Sharks, please take your seats and Mr. Youtuber's, please prepare your pitches.