The Boys Go to A Dangerously Haunted Ship

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2 Weeks Before the Interdimensional Jump, Steve Harvey Jr's House

We head to Steve Harvey Jr's house at night, in which we see the boys standing in the main hall where the front door is, and we see that Robert, Milo, and Joe are standing in front of Steve. Milo is wearing a black BLVCK Paris Dark Jacket with buttons on the front and two breast pockets and two larger ones near the hips, he wore a black long sleeve underneath with black jeans and black and white sneakers. Robert wore a red polo shirt and brown hunting jacket, blue jeans, and gray boots. Joe wore a gray T-shirt underneath a green jacket, has on blue jeans, and a pair of high tops. Dominic wore dark blue jeans, black and white Jordans, and a black tank top underneath a light blue long sleeve shirt that had the sleeves rolled up. Michael wore his standard suit and red tie. Dominic and Michael were rifiling through the kitchen as Joe was the first to speak to Steve, who had called them over.

Joe: Golly, Steve. I have to thank you for inviting us over to your home again. It's nice to get the chance to relax and finally hang out as friends.

Dominic: Do you have any more top ramen? I'm starving!

Steve Jr: You motherfuckers are not my guests, and Dom get the hell out of my pantry!

Michael: Steve what the hell?! Where's the Ben and Jerry's?! Last I checked your fridge was stocked full of them!

Steve Jr: Michael get the fuck out of my fridge and over here! Now listen, first I never invited you guys into my home to begin with. Y'all broke in. Second, we're not here to hang out, I called you all over because I have an idea on how you buffoons can get me my money and perhaps even earn a bit of dough for yourselves.

Robert: This isn't gonna be like Jackass, right? Where we have to do crazy stunts for people's amusement.

Dominic: Are you kidding me Robert?! That would be an honor! In Australia, Jackass is one of our most beloved shows! In fact, on some of my boy's night out with the lieutenants, we would even try to replicate some of their acts. Uh, However, this quickly stopped after one of our generals actually died from one of said stunts. So yeah, you're right actually. This isn't gonna be like Jackass, is it?

Steve Jr: Trust me, what you have to do is completely safe and simple. Uh, although you may possibly suffer an attack from a paranormal entity but that's about it.

Joe: Oh shit! Please tell me we're not going on another haunted adventure!

Milo: I don't understand. How does going on a haunted adventure make us money?

Steve Jr: Well because this time you'll be bringing all of this equipment with you, including that camera. Once you have irrefutable proof that the paranormal world exists, I'll sell it to my contacts, and we'll make an easy profit.

Milo: Which one of your contacts will wanna buy a video of a ghost?

Steve Jr: Oh, television network producers go ape shit for this type of stuff! Especially ones on the sci-fi and history channel.

Robert: Wait the History Channel wants video footage of a ghost?!

Michael: If they wanted video footage of an undead skeleton, they could just tape Joe Biden. The man is prehistoric!

Joe: Mikey that was churlish, unnecessary, and rude and I do expect an apology. He's still the president.

Michael: OK fine I'm sorry.

Joe: Thank you. Now let's move on from this.

Milo: Uh, anyways I thought The History Channel focuses on education and covering actual historical events.

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