[chapter begins at the backyard of Jackie's house as Star throws a punch which hits Three-eyed Potato Baby, Buff Frog, and Beard Deer falling over. shifts to Star, Y/n and Jackie side by side, dodging attacks and blasting spells. Ludo watches the battle from atop a nearby rock.]
Ludo: How are you losing?! You guys have, like, 200 pounds on them!
[shifts back to Star, Y/n and Jackie, blasting Beard Deer in his pants as he cries.]
Ludo: [to Bearicorn] At least hit her with a rock or something!
[Bearicorn roars and throws a pebble at Star's head. She doesn't budge.]
Ludo: [frustrated groan]
Star; Woo-hoo!
[After bouncing off a two-headed monster, Star jumps onto a cactus.]
Star: Off the cactus, over the tree! Nothin' but net!
[Star fires a Dagger Crystal Heart Attack. It ricochets off a cactus and into the back of the giraffe monster's neck.]
Jackie: nice shot star.
Star :Told you I could do it.
[Y/n smiles and almost gives Star a dollar bill. He turns around to see several monsters approaching in a line.]
Y/n: Double or nothing! One kick, seven monsters!
[Star smiles and bows.]
Y/n: he shoots.
[Y/n kicks Buff Frog in the chin, knocking him backwards into the other monsters, and they fall like dominoes. At the back of the line, Three-eyed Potato Baby falls over onto Ludo.]
Ludo: [screams]
Y/n: he scores!
Jackie: After a victory like this, I'm pretty hungry how about we go and eat Chinese food?
Star Ooh, Chinese food! [walks off-screen with Y/n and Jackie] I have no idea what that is.
Y/n: well I recommend orange chicken.
Jackie; don't forget egg rolls
[ They star to walk away as it pans over to Ludo, still underneath Three-eyed Potato Baby.]
Ludo: [angry groans]
[Ludo's frustrated cries carry over into the next scene at his castle. Cut to the castle break room. Ludo and Bearicorn stand next to a vending machine while Ludo hollers in complete anger.]
Ludo: [screaming] You guys are USELESS!!!!
[Camera pans across the break room. Three-eyed Potato Baby hovers over the water cooler, with the Boo Fly stuck inside. The two-headed monster's right head has forks in his eyes. The giraffe monster plays a guitar. The warthog monster has a baguette in his nose. Big Chicken accidentally knocks over the coffeemaker. An orange lizard monster sits on top of the refrigerator. Cut back to Ludo and Bearicorn. Bearicorn tries inserting a dollar into the vending machine, but it keeps rejecting the dollar.]
Ludo: You're always screwing up my brilliant plans! I need someone who can wrangle you imbeciles. [slaps Bearicorn's hand] Oh, go get change!
[Three-eyed Potato Baby gets water from the water cooler as the Boo Fly floats inside. Scene transitions to Chinese restaurant, where Star, Y/n and Jackie have lunch.]
Star :[holding chopsticks] Delicious! And it's so fun eating with these tiny wands! [imitates laser]
[Mrs. Liao puts a plate of fortune cookies on Star, Y/n and Jackie table.]
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star vs the forces of evil x male reader (harem)
FanficFollow the story of Star, a passionate and cool teenage princess from another dimension. After receiving an all-powerful Royal Magic Wand for her 18th birthday, And Y/n a unique Guy from earth task in taking care of star. How will the apereas of sta...
