Everything started off as normal. How the fuck did it end like this? Out of every single possible outcome that could've happened, this did..
It was the morning. I was walking into school with my friend, Frizzyfried. Frizzy walked close to me, yapping about random shit and laughing at her disgusting reels.
"Did you know that people can make other camals adopt baby camals???"
Frizzy yapped on, talking about stupid facts she heard about.
"Oh, em gee, I never knew 👉👈" After I replied, we continued to walk in silence. Frizzy occasionally broke it with her loud and obnoxious laughter that rang through my ears and nearly put me on the brink of death.
I looked at Frizzy right as she was laughing, and the sight was something I wouldn't wish on my worse enemy. Her mouth was wide open, and her head was thrown so far back it could snap and endanger the entire population. She definelty caught a couple of flies in there....
We walked into the foyer, and Ms annoying ass fuckings high heels greeted us right as we walked in. Frizzy greeted her back quickly. Teachers pet 🙏
I was about to turn the corner when someone bumped into me, and my ironclad strong shoulder pushed them onto the floor....
"Errm...sorry about that.. Kanye!?" My voice went about 12 octaves higher when I realised who I ran into. I reached out my hand for Kanye to grab.
"Thanks science... you got a pretty strong shoulder there bucko." Kanye spoke, still holding my hand.. I let go as soon as I noticed. Sorry pal.
"Haha.........your welcome bye." I grabbed Frizzys arm and we immediately left..
We sat in our usual seats in the social area, and everyone began to come in. I sat next to nananana in silence.. I started at the wall.
The loud ringing of the bell got my attention, as everyone got up and went to Drama. "Wheres drama today??" I asked no one, just hoping for an answer.
"Ms walruses room, we were meant to go the the hall.. But Ms droopy tits has it today" Glasses whispered the last line of her sentence. Mostly because she's a pussy and doesn't want to be heard by the teachers, but also because of the wonderful nickname..
I walked with Frizzy, cat twiddler, petite and glasses. I only walked though. They all talked and left me out.. I secretly pray on their down fall.
Well, atleast petite was getting ignored. But she still kept trying to join in. I'm about to thundercunt her into my guns by accident and pull the trigger.
We got to Ms Walrus room and went to the from tables. Below our table, Tall lesbians squad was there. And across the room from us was the dingle sqaud. I'm in between both of my wives, and I'll never say who.
Ms horizontally challenged recoil cane in first, followed by Ms bunda. They finished taking the roll and began to explain what we were doing for class.
With the table we are at, we had to write a sentence, with a two line limit to form a story while seeing what other people wrote, and then someone had to read it out. In front of the whole class. I'm that someone.
Since we sat at the front, I had to go first.. "As I lay in bed, I heard the faint sound of laughter coming from my closet. I went to check what it was, and all I saw was a small box. I closed the closet and opened the box.. My hands disappeared... wtf?" Petite defiently wrote that. Sick silly bitch.
"Suddenly, the closet door creaked open, revealing a small figure. I looked down, and it was power posing at me. He pressed a button, and the countdown had begun, and soon the truth would be revealed. The little shit is a terrorist."
It was silent for a while after I read out the last line. I felt extremely awkward as I looked at Frizzy. She kind of got my message and started clapping.. and everyone joined.🧍♀️
"That was... great science. such a broad imagination your group has. Alright, next table.."
Wetty jumped up with anticipation. She looked at the piece of paper and nearly began to cream.
"His hands trailed down my waist, as our breathy make out session neared its end and the love making session came into play.. he began to bring his head down my body, leaving me full of kisses, looking up at me hetween each one before slowly moving into the next. I felt my knees start to fold at the action, as my puss-" "THANK YOU WETTY. That's enough. Dont get wetter." Mr. back yelled as he tried to restrain his shlong.
"Okay..who's wants to go next?" Just before a Tall Lesbian could speak, the ground began to shake, and explosions were heard.
The floor began to fall, the ceiling started to collapse, and people were screaming. Frizzy froze on the spot while cat diddler twiddler tried to make her move before the ground could take her.
"Get to the door!!!1!1+1!!!!11+!!!!!!++1111!!!!!!" Ms geo bunds yelled over the crowd, and instantly, people began to run over.
The floor beneath them collapsed, and about 5 people fell through. Tall Lesbian being one of them, and Pussy being the other...
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Erm were gonna imagine Ms walruses room is as big as the library bc of plot
