Ten Things I Hate About Mitsuhide

Epilogue

Epilogue

Azuchi, Six weeks later...

The maids were going to kill me. Having been one myself, I understood the frustration of someone dripping mud across a freshly cleaned floor. But even though I left my mucky geta at the entry, there was no way to stop the rest of my clothing from scattering dirty water all the way down the corridor.

"You should just let Katsuko decide." Though I'd intended to go change into dry clothes, I ended up halting by the door to Mitsuhide's office area when I heard Toshiie's voice.

What is this all about?

Before I could hide behind the door to eavesdrop, Mitsuhide called out. "I hear you out there, Brat, you might as well come in."

As I entered, both took in my barefoot and soaked appearance with varying levels of concern (Toshiie) and amusement (Mitsuhide). I sighed. "Yes. My horse dumped me in a puddle again. Yes, in front of Nobunaga."

On the bright side it had been after the afternoon of negotiations with a contingent of Nanban merchants, so at least I hadn't spent the day messy and uncomfortable. Far from being insulted that one of his entourage had suffered an embarrassing splat, Nobunaga had been amused by the whole thing. Though he was still an imposing authority figure, and a stern boss, I suspected that below all that was an inner troll.

Mitsuhide took off his socks and passed them to me.

"Funny. That horse never does that to Ieyasu." Toshiie's comment confirmed to me that Ieyasu had continued to secretly ride her on the days where I was occupied with my duties as Nobunaga's translator.

Eager to move the conversation away from my latest riding mishap, I turned to Toshiie. "What are you doing here?"

Usually at this time of day, he was in Ieyasu's manor, while the two spent the afternoons exchanging medical knowledge. Now looking much more like the brother I remembered, he'd been enthusiastically training in feudal medicine. To everyone's surprise, Ieyasu appeared not only to tolerate his company, but actually enjoy it.

Immediately Toshiie clammed up, looking furtive. Mitsuhide simply raised his eyebrow. Oh. Another romantic gesture was incoming. Mitsuhide had taken to love bombing me with just-because gifts. The gestures were always thoughtful, though occasionally embarrassingly timed, such as when he had Keiji perform a K-pop ballad in the middle of a banquet. ("How did you remember all the lyrics and teach it to him?" "I have my ways.")

Hm. I would get nothing out of Toshiie with Mitsuhide around – I would have to privately interrogate my brother later.

"Come over here – I haven't seen my darling fiancée all day." Mitsuhide patted a spot on the floor next to him. I was soaked and muddy, but... details. If Mitsuhide wanted to be covered with ambient muck, who was I to stop him? After kissing me thoroughly (much to Toshiie's embarrassment) Mitsuhide easily switched to business mode. "Was your day a success?"

"Yes to the negotiation, no to the drawing." Before leaving modern Japan, I had printed out a screencap of Father Slappy Hands, and Mai had tried to draw him wearing period appropriate costume. I'd taken the drawing with me to show it to the Nanban merchants, but none of them recognized him. Nor had I been able to locate Francisco to question him about the man (or the gun). He was still playing least-in-sight, and his business had been shuttered all winter.

Removing the drawing from the leather tube that had protected it when I splashed down, I unrolled it and showed it to Toshiie. "Do you remember this guy?" It was unlikely he would recognize the man who had spied on the gymnastics meet. It had been nearly fifteen years and Toshiie only had him on camera for a few seconds. So I was surprised when Toshiie said, "Nuno da Guerra. Why is he dressed as a missionary?"