The normal guy in Cote

An idea

Ring Ring*

"Hello?"

"Hayato you haven't called me for a month, are you okay there honey?"

"Wait!.......MOM?"
"How did you get my number!"

"Oh my little baby boy, you haven't called me for months. You must hate you're mom."

"I was busy, mom!"

"You hate me don't you?. Oh gods help me, my own son hates me. Mizuki listen to this, Hayato hates me so much he can't even make time to even call this mom"
"Miss, I'm pretty sure Hayato just forgot to call you as he's a high school student now" I hear from the other side.
"That's right Hayato have you gotten a girlfriend yet, what does she look like, it's she a 1st year, a 2nd year or maybe even a 3rd year senpai?"

"No mom. I haven't even gotten a girlfriend yet"

"But you do have a crush right?"

"Yes"

"When does she look like"

"I'll tell you when I start dating her"

"So you do have a plan to go out with her?"

"Yes"

"Well then you're mom will be waiting for her, remember that."

"Sure, you want to tell me about anything on your side mom?"

"Well there wasn't much, but there this weird dream I had awhile ago where I was home but mizuki was wearing a slightly longer dress and the table was also a little closer to the Tv . . .. .. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Then I told Mizuki that she should've used sugar instead of salt. I can go on and on, but I think I'm take too long. Anyway, I just want to say if you did get a girlfriend use protection."

"I will"

"Love you"

"Love you too mom"

I look at my phone. the phone call lasted 1 hours 38 min and 56 seconds.

"I should probably get to class now"

"The only basketball player in my class probably needs my help"

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"S-sensei. Is Sudou-kun really being expelled? Is there no way to save
him?" I heard Hirata's voice.

"He's being expelled. He got a failing grade." The stupid women said.

"Could we possibly see Sudou-kun's answer sheet?"

"Even if you look it over, you won't find any grading mistakes. I was
expecting that you'd protest."

"There...are no mistakes."

"Well, if you're all in agreement, homeroom is over."

"Well, I disagree."

I barged in like that cousin you forgot about.

"Sensei can i ask you a question?"

"What would you like to know?"