RadioApple📻🍎 [ONESHOTS]

Relief

It was the middle of the night and Lucifer was pacing around his apple shaped tower that connected to the hotel his daughter ran to rehab. sinners.

He didn't think I'd work until recently, but that's besides the point.

Lucifer walked back and fourth trying to figure out what to start with first. He had a lot of paperwork to get done, things to do for the hotel, planning the meetings with the 7 sins, the list goes on.

He seemed like he was having a panic attack almost- but he was just overstimulated and couldn't think straight.
Suddenly, there was a quiet static before someone knocked on Lucifer's door.

Lucifer stopped for a moment and wiped the sweat from his forhead. He walked over the door and opened it, to no avail. He raised an eyebrow, looking around before he turned to see The RadioDemon, Alastor, standing in the middle of his room.

"This looks like a complete mess - what's with all the ratchet coming from over here all about." Alastor did a 360, but only with his head-looking around the room like an owl searching for prey.

Lucifer's expression dropped, from curious and confused to now annoyed. "What do you want Bambi I'm- doing stuff." Lucifer said, walking past alastor to tidy up the papers on his desk.

"Hm. Well, baked bean.. I was actually just doing my daily walking around of the hotel when I heard heavy repeating footsteps from your room- and you know we can't have that waking up our guests.

"Whatever- go away." Lucifer replied, sitting down in his desk chair and beginning to work on paper work.

"Hm.. " alastor looked around the room and used some of his magic to stack all the loose ducks up in a neat pyramid in the corner of the tower.

Lucifer looked over his shoulder and then at the pyramid of ducks. "sigh, what do you want Al'?" Lucifer spun around in his desk chair and looked at Alastor as the demon turned toward him.

"Oh I'm not interested in anything you have, I can just barely walk around in here and it was irritating." Alastor's creepy grin widened as he turned away from the king.

"Mhm. Sure. If you want my blood you can just have some, c'mere. Don't take too much though." Lucifer took off his coat and threw it onto his bed, sitting up in his chair as he awaited for Alastor to comply.

Alastor's ears perked up and turned towards the king and followed Al's body movements as he turned towards Lucifer. He grinned wider, his silhouette disappearing into the ground and reappearing right infront of Lucifer.
"You sure?" Alastor asked, setting his microphone to the side lent up against the desk.

Lucifer nodded and opened his arms.
"Yknow you can just ask you don't need to pity favor me," Lucifer watched as Alastor took his arm and bit right in the middle of it, getting right into the veins.

Lucifer winced a bit, but he'd gotten used to it. He sort of liked it? Or just didn't care enough about Alastor being a cannibal to set ground rules. They probably should.

Golden blood dripped from Lucifer's arm and Alastor's mouth as he drank the angelic blood practically spewing from Lucifer's arm.

Lucifer felt a bit light headed as he tapped Alastor on the shoulder, and Alastor stepped away, licking the golden blood from his mouth.
"Okay that's enough- where are the bandages?"
Lucifer dug around in his drawer until he found some bandages and fixed up his wounds. Sure they'd heal in no time, but even so he doesn't want to loose any more blood.

Lucifer sighed and got up from his office chair, sitting criss-cross on his bed his alastor joining him, lying his head down on the kings lap.

"Next time- tell me where you're going to bite so I can be prepared." Lucifer looked down at Alastor, playing with his hair and ears.
Alastor nodded and grinned, leaning up to plant a small kiss on the kings forehead.
Lucifer's cheeks turned a slight pink as he smiled back.

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Word count: 691
Yayyeyeyyyey late night fluff chap:33
I might start to make it more obvious they're together in the next few Oneshots.. only cuz there's like 10+ oneshots in this "story" of them being a lil' discreet... -ish.

Btw- should I get rid of those other authors notes? They don't rlly serve a purpose💀