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Tacky Decor

Alastor was up early and having a stroll around the new hotel.

The hotel was bigger, more... present day, but now Charlie has a larger chance of people possibly being redeemed. If it's even really possible.
Last night charlie was called to have another meeting with heaven by her dad for something that happened up there that might involve them, so- they'll just have to wait and see.

Alastor heard sizzling from the kitchen and began on his way over there.
He walked in to see vaggie up, making breakfast for everyone.

"Oh hello my deer, how are you this accursed morning?" Alastor spookily asked Vaggie.

Vaggie wasn't shocked, she could hear the static for a while, plus she saw him walking around the hotel when she came out to cook.

"Just basic breakfast, what do you want alastor" Vaggie stopped for a moment and looked over her shoulder to the overlord.

"Oh nothing, you can continue."
Alastor smiled, as always, and went on to continue his stroll.

Vaggie shrugged and continued cooking.

Couple of hours later, everyone was awake and was getting ready for the day. Soon after Vaggie finished cooking breakfast, mostly everyone sat down somewhere and ate.

Alastor sat near the cooktop, at the counter and ate, not the breakfast Vaggie cooked, but a few demon fingers peacefully while thinking of how his day could, or how it's going to go when he was (in his mind-) rudely interrupted by a certain fallen seraphim coming over to annoy him.

On another note, Vaggie was distracted by charlie rambling about the meeting, Angel was chatting with Cherri, Husk was drinking, and nifty was tidying up, (maybe a bit too much.)

Everyone seemed to be happy despite everything that has happened in the past 24 hours. They accomplished their goal...sort of, but at what costs?

Anyways- Lucifer had a grimy, shit eating grin on his face while looking at Alastor.
"Y'know, I found defeating Adam to be pretty easy," He remarked, looking smug per usual.

"That's good for you." Alastor replied in an annoyed tone, not looking Lucifer's way. He really didn't want to deal with this all day. Let alone now with Lucifer staying at the hotel as well it's going to be a pain trying to ignore him.

Lucifer chuckled, looking down at alastor's breakfast, almost gagging out of disgust-then having Charlie get his attention with more news.

He got up and walked over to Charlie to listen to what she had to say.

...

Alastor looked over his shoulder and back at his empty plate, got up, washed off his plate and continued on his way. Touring himself more around the hotel.

He stumbled apon a flight of stairs leading up to another tower, which of was not his own.

He entered the tower. It was decorated almost like a circus tent and there were loose rubber ducks lying about. It was pretty disorganized, and Alastor couldn't help himself but to tidy it up a bit.

Lucifer entered the tower a bit later as well, turns out that was his part of the hotel-if alastor could tell, and he didn't exactly appreciate alastor moving his stuff around.

Alastor was staring out onto the rest of pentagram city after finishing stacking all the ducks up somewhere. He turned around when he heard someone walking up the stairs to the tower.

"You have a very messy 'Abode' here "your majesty." Alastor said almost mockingly before Lucifer noticed he was even there.

"Why are you in my room in the first place-?"
Lucifer asked when he noticed alastor standing near the window of the tower.

"I was just strolling around, getting a new feel for the hotel when I stumbled across a very..messy part and I'm sure if I hadn't cleaned it up, nifty would have done so anyway." Alastor replied with his normal snarky grin looking around the room as he talked.

"My room wasn't messy it was organized how I liked it and now I'm gonna go on some fucking scavenger hunt trying to find everything."
Lucifer replied in an annoyed, angry tone while he looked around the room

Alastor grin widened
"I'm just fixing it, along with all your othe-..."
Alastor kneeled over with his hand over his stomach.
"What is this? A bow?" Lucifer asked confused

"No.. your tacky circus decor just makes me sick to my stomach!"
Alastor replied with a chuckled before he disintegrated into a shadow and returning to his tower.
Lucifer scoffed and decided to follow him, shapeshifting into a snake to be slightly more hidden.

Once Alastor return to his own tower he took his jacket off and set it on a back of a chair. He sat down and reached his hand into his shirt. There was blood on the palm of his hand once he pulled it out of his shirt, he sighed.

"Ew... So this is what took you so long to get back to the hotel? Damn you really got your ass beat"
Lucifer said, slithering around the back of the chair looking at Alastor's hand.

"You little-" one of Alastor's tentacles strikes Lucifer but he dodges and poofs into a bird. He then flies over to an open space before turning back to his normal self.

Lucifer sighs and looks over at Alastor, who is now standing up on the other side of the chair, facing Lucifer. "Look, I'll leave ya alone as long as you stay out of my room- and away from Charlie,, and since I don't like owing favors-"
Lucifer hugged Alastor which in response Alastor threw him into the wall with another one of his tentacles.
Lucifer hits the wall and poofs away, most likely back to his room, with a few firework sparks flying.

Alastor rolled his eyes, collecting himself before pressing his hand to his stomach once again. He didn't feel the wound- Lucifer must've healed it.
Alastor cleaned the blood off his hand and went to go sit back down.

Maybe it won't be so bad with Lucifer here.

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HOLY SHIT 1016 WORDS THAT IS THE MOST IVE DONE SO FAR FOR ANY OF MY STORIES/ONESHOTS-

I really hope you enjoy this rather long part. The end was inspired by some comic I saw on twitter.
I'm still conjuring up ideas for more of these, and I'll be making more hazbin stories as well!

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