L.J still ain't got that driver's license....

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Pulling into Safeway parking lot, when L.J doesn't park but continues and leaves....
Isaac: L.J!! What the FUCK are you doing!? We need groceries!
L.J: I'm driving up and going.
Isaac: What!?
L.J: The sign says, drive up and go!
Isaac: WHAT!?!?
L.J: Look! Drive up, and go! See Isaac?
Isaac: I didn't know you could read....
L.J: WHAT!?!?
Nothing! That sign doesn't literally mean, drive up and go!
L.J: Then why'd they put it there? Huh? Mr. I know everything In the entire universe!
Isaac: I don't fuckin know!! It just means to drive up, stop and get what you need and go!!
L.J: Oh! Right, well, I hate Safeway anyways.
Isaac: WHAT!? Wh-why do you hate Safeway!?
L.J: Because it's brown.
Isaac: I didn't know you could see color....
(L.J glares intensely down at him)
Isaac: Okay okay, sorry!... I didnt know you could drive.
L.J: I can't!
Isaac: WHAT!?

I'm surprised he hasn't crashed yet like, he did a lot better than me! Well anyway, here is your question, what is your favorite color? Lol, very lame question, I know, but I'm tired and my brain is lagging so... Yeah, color. P.s, enjoy the video. P.p.s Again, the video is not mine.

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