Adam's pregnancy

The suprise

It was a very sunny day in heaven. Adam woke up like normal and made himself breakfast. " Lute you stinky ginger get over here! " Adam yelled from the kitchen. The apartment was very small, just like his brain. Despite being quite well known and being the first man, he only owned an apartment. Lute came out of the room she was in in her exterminator uniform with her mask in her hands. " Why am I here, I don't live here- " Adam ignored Lute as he smelled the yummy yummy bacon that was sizzling in the pan. Unfortunately, Adam could not cook. So it was burning. Adam was also making toast in the toaster.

Lute decided to ignore the fact she was now magically in Adam's home as she sat down at his table in the kitchen. His house was very stinky poo and messy. While cooking Adam and Lute suddenly heard a loud beep. It was the smoke alarm! Oh no! The bacon had caught fire! That cheeky Adam was more busy eating skittles. " Oh my golly golly gosh Adam! The bacon is on fire! " Lute yelled as she stood up. Lute was very annoying with all this silly chatter. As she did was nag. "Oh Adam you can't eat that! " , " You can't pee there Adam. " , " You cannot kick that lady. , all she did was yap. Before Adam had even noticed Lute had took a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. His bacon wouldn't be very yummy now.
" Lute! " Adam groaned, " Why would you do that! "
" Your bacon was on fire sir, I had too! "
Adam flopped the bacon out of the pan onto the worktop beside him. There wasn't very much left, and it was only left in small, black, smokey chunks. " I guess we won't be having bacon. " Adam sighed as the toaster popped out. He took one piece of toast and place it on a plate for Lute, handing her it. " Just dry toast? " Lute questioned, Adam was a very odd man.
" Shut up Lute. Be thankful I'm making you toast you crevice licker. "
Adam took the other slice of toast and place it out on a plate. He added mayonnaise on it and poured the packet of skittles onto it. He then took a big bite out of it.

Lute looked disgusted seeing this. He was a yucky, mucky, stinky boy. However as Adam took a bite, he dropped the small bit left on the floor. Before Adam could say or do anything else he threw up everywhere, even all over Lute. Lute was quite discussed by this, her gaging when he threw up all over her. Adam continued to throw up more for the next 2 minutes before stopping. He rubbed the sick on his mouth away. " Uh oh. This is bad. " Adam muttered.
" Yeah no shit. " Lute sighed rubbing some sick off her face.