MafuEna oneshots bc there is NO MafuEna in this platform

Milk

Look at the banner, that's why I'm writing this. These aren't even oneshots anymore, they're just mafuena shitposts 😭😭

Ena bought a strawberry flavored milk from the nearby vending machine. She found Mafuyu on the way and basically stole her just so the two can hang out. Ena takes a sip out of her milk, noticing Mafuyu staring. "... Want some?" Ena asks and Mafuyu stares at Ena. "I can't taste, but sure." She mumbles. Mafuyu tucks a strand of hair behind her ear and starts sipping on the milk. "Only five seconds." Ena says. She waits for Mafuyu to stop after five seconds, but she continues drinking. "Hey, I said five seconds." Mafuyu ignores her, continuing to drink the milk. "... Bitch, get your mouth off of my fucking straw, do you wanna throw hands?" Ena growls, her eyebrows furrowing. Yeah, she loves Mafuyu, Mafuyu is her girlfriend. But sometimes she can really be an annoying little shit. "... I paid for that, you know." Ena mutters. Mafuyu finally lets go, the milk carton practically having nothing in it now. Ena stares at her empty drink, slowly looking at Mafuyu again. "I'm gonna fucking kill you." Ena grumbles, Mafuyu stares at Ena. "... Please do." Mafuyu says and Ena groans. "You're so fucking annoying! Come here." Ena sighs, cupping Mafuyu's cheeks and kissing her. Mafuyu stares at Ena, pulling away eventually. "... Again." Mafuyu says and Ena looks at her with disbelief. "No. That's just a reward for you drinking all of my milk." Ena says, turning away. Mafuyu looks at Ena, and looks away, she'll just deal with it at home.

Guys I like writing without grammar and shit w/ the ppl I am comfortable talking to (That isn't even my friend I DMed) and like... Writing on wattpad, I have to write like an actual writer, which is annoying because I want to make Ena cuss the shit out of Mafuyu and kiss her right after while Mafuyu flips her off. Literally.