At the start there was nothing
And than...A baby....A baby that could absorb 1009% of the light rays. The world went dark. His grandfather
Wooped him into oblivion. So he could only absorb 102% percent.
"OOoo Oo Aaa aa" The baby said.
"To the whipping centers he goes!" The master bigmankoqe said.
So they took the baby to the whipping chambers where he got whips shoved up his ass daily.
This went on for 100 years.
He was still just a baby.
Bigmankoqe had fated for the baby to work in his BBOM company and be raised and farmed.
Turns out the baby was gonna be the farmer.
He escaped bigmankoqes factory and ran away. In the 1800 he was refound eating some cannibals. He was taken and put to pick up cotton with a cerrain man named giga whigga.
Giga whigga was a slender male figure with female attributes but had a mustache and a yamaha motorcycle.
He was the coolest slave around. He used to get pegged by everyone and his second nickname was lady boy.
Gega swore he would be free....one day.
He kept picking cotton....but than...something happened.
The monkey turned his heas around and found himself looking at some greeks eating chicken.
His mouth drooled.
His primal insticnts took over as he screamed.
"OOGA BOOGA" and he choked them whith his dark brown with a cinnamon tint cock. It could reach the heavens.
The greeks whipped gega and kept saying
"MALAKA NO CHICKEN! SKUPIDHJE RE GAMUTO!"
They threw gega into the fields with his hands tied. He would have to pick cotton up with his mouth unlike your avarage nigg-
