Hooray a promotion! (Im not happy whatsoever)

WHY ME

(For friends or people who know the lore) This episode of what's goin on in Krevala is brought to you by Cyrus(the male equivalent to Iris.) and his wacky day as the newly appointed data/assignment manager of the obsidian eye. (Also if you don't understand who or what the obsidian eye does, look at both the magnus institute from the magnus archives and the tva from Loki then you'll kinda get a gist of what they do)

Tg Warnings: slight cursing and body horror

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Ah yes, going day by day looking at a Blank screen with nothing but a cup of tea and a dream keeping Cyrus from going insane as he continues to do the absolute minimum amount of work there is to be done.

Gods this dumb fucking job is going to be the death of me I swear.

Cyrus thought as he continued to mindlessly scroll up and down on his computer.

"BOO!"

Cyrus jumped off from his desk, spilling his tea on himself as he glared at the assailant who caused the loud noise.

"Good morning Cyrus, how's my favorite work husband!?"

Cyrus kept his expression as he began cleaning himself with tissues.

"I'm fine Victor thanks for asking."

Cyrus spoke with obvious sarcasm, and gritted his teeth when saying "thanks".

"Splendid, well I came to say o have good news and great news."

Victor said with a shining smile, not caring for the sarcasm in Cyrus's voice at all. Victor stood at a dazzling 6'6 and had short black hair and a smile that never left his face, he had a bit of forest giant blood in him making him look more beastly and almost elongated.

"Did I get fired or die at my desk?"

Cyrus spoke with a dry tone.

"HAHA no, you actually got a promotion!"

As the word promotion came out of Victor's mouth Cyrus groaned and continued to listen.

"You have been promoted from data collector to official data manager, but wait there's more! Since we've been understaffed as of recently you've also been picked for field manager! Isn't that wonderful!?"

The mere idea of getting a promotion shocked Cyrus, but the idea of getting a promotion and another job straight up blew his mind.

"W-wait what?

Victor's smile grew as he continued.

"Yup the positions are all yours!!!"

Cyrus turned his gaze to his computer then back to victor.

"B-but how didn't Jane or Todd get the job? They're plenty more qualified than me!"

Victor gave a hearty ominous laugh, like a evil Santa.

"Ha ha ha well my dear Cyrus that sure is a question."

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"So are you just not going to elaborate?"

Victor continued to stare blankly.

"I'll take that as a yes."

Cyrus turned back to his desk to start the process of moving before Victor stopped him.

"Cyrus my boy, come now, by the time we get to your new office all your stuff will be there!"

Cyrus simply nodded with a slight confused look but decided not to question the already strange man. As they walked Cyrus saw endless coworkers doing little to no work as they should have, some like Jane and Todd were some of the few people busting their asses doing work, often Cyrus saw them working for literally days and not get up to take a break, they either slept there or or didn't at all.

After a few minutes of walking the two eventually made it to a large dusty old room that looked like it hadn't been cleaned in actual decades, plenty of spiderwebs, dust clumps, misplaced paperwork, and an ACTUAL BOX COMPUTER!? It looked like it still had the funny green text whenever it was booted up too.

"Welcome to your new office Cyrus! I hope you enjoy the accommodations."

Cyrus took a Quick Look around the room before stating the obvious.

"Why is this place dirty as hell?"

Victor walked around the room, kicking Random piles of junk and papers before turning to cyrus.

"Well the last guy to have the manager office was a total brain F$&K, so your guess is as good as mine"

Cyrus gave a confused face before turning back to the mound of dust and papers.

"Do I atleast get help? Because there is no way in hell I'm cleaning all this by myself"

Just as he said that there was a knock at the door, Victor gave a grin.

"See for yourself Cyrus"

Cyrus, still puzzled by Victor, opens the door to find two of his colleagues, the same ones that should have gotten this job, Jane holding two boxes and Todd holding a box in one hand and a plant in the other.

"You!? Victor, you're telling us that he got the job but not us!?"

Todd yelled as Victor's grin grew as he put a hand over his chest in a dramatic expression.

"How dare you think less of me because dear Cyrus got the job and not you, plus it wasn't me that got him the job, you know you two are my favorites, it was the big boss himself that wanted Cyrus personally to fulfill the role, don't ask me why."

Jane put down the boxes and stormed right in front of Victor.

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out your mouth!"

Victor gave an eerie and cackling giggle.

"That sounds kinky dear, but I don't think that'll be beneficial."

Jane gave a scoff before huffing and moving the boxes around the fairly large room.

"Anyway now that you all have become friends, clean your new mess and uhm... oh yeah, do your job."

Victor gave an inhumanly elongated smile before walking out the door and slowly closing the door, providing a long creaking noise.

"Gods I f$&king hate that guy."

Todd muttered before placing the box and plant down on the ground.

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