II : pedrö and cornelius

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jazi was so suocked and flustered bcs of lena's sudden confession he
ran and ran to the point his buttcheeks clapped and flew him ALL the way to lena!

jazi knocked tok tok tok on lena's porta potty aka her house bcs shes
poor and stinky

lena opened her porta potty that she somehow decorated and put everything needed
including the bed bcs shes freaking short

"jgazi wahst are you doign here!!"

"i ehard u like me... from say's fone.." jazi spit. bcs hes disgusting ans ugly

"u-uh yes i do!"

lena might seem very flustered, but she was actually laughing
in her hart bcs she had a master plan

"i-i like you too... lena.." said jazi bcs he freaking sucks he should khs fr

"we should dat.." said lenan becajse she wants to

then lena and jazi start dat and post cool pictures of eachotuer sitting on lenas toilet in her porta potty
having a poop duet, ughh when will it be a poop group

then lena lay down on her bed WITHOUT J*zi bcs hes german pun intended btw haha get it.. jazi..

then lena text the poop buddys gc not poop buddies. poop buddys bcs jaiz isnt in the gc

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poop buddys

lena

guys yk how me and jaxi are dat

kiyu

yyeah whar happen


lena

so like i actually NEVAR LIKED HIM. can i js dump on why.

sei

WHAT! i kinda knew it tho bcs u acted so fake with him lol
jazi is so dumb for not noticing what a dumb bitch hes so ugly
and fat and disgusting
AND YEAH you can!

lena

reason one hes so fat and ugly
and hes also like rlly weird znd a prdophile and a chink
i hate asians btw asians suck
he also looks like a gablin and hes always harny like wat i never liked him
i use him for his mani loll 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

kiyu

DRAMA! BREAK UP WITH HIM!

sei

RIGHG! hes a weirdo anyways. hes so weird right kiyu

kiyu

YOU ARE CORRECT SEI!

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narator

lena got up from her bed and d3icded to call jazi over to har porta potty (for reference
the reason why lena used jazi for his mani is bcs he live in an XL porta potty and have salary
of 7 bilon every decad)

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