ྀིྀ•. 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐏 𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 - ᵗʰᵉ ᵒʳⁱᵍⁱⁿ .• ྀིྀ

VI ; EMERGENCY

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what eas going on?? oh NO!

mei got attacked.. by a ZOMBIE!!!! and.. she lost her shoes WGAT A TRAGEDYN!!!

she was in need of immediate help... she was brutally attacked by someone named shoko...
well it kinda makes sense cz shoko is a zombie.

the poop buddies ™ NEEDED to find a cure, a doctor who was qualified to heal them both of the zOMBIENESS!! but who? no one they knew could help... lance could give intel, but could he really perform any type of medical service?? on MEI?

they NEEDED to find someone, and urgently. they were poor... and sad. jazi or leina could definitely pay, but how do they find a doctor?? in a world where every building is a porta potty, how could they differentiate a hospital between a house?? oh NO!

they called every number.. (they were either filipino or not a doctor) and no doctor could cure mei.

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"find a doctor faster you fucking stupid nasi goreng eater" jazi said, creating a voice with the melody and rhythm of the farts releaeed.

"be patient you cabbage eater ill feed u ur own taekwondo belt chink" kiyu voiced out, her burps creating soundwaves that entrances everyone in her surroundings.

the others were busy dialing each and every number that could possibly lead them to a doctor, all attempts failing. just when  hope (alkoid ref) was goning... someone knocked on jazi's porta potty...

the poop buddies were in jazis porta potty because they all decided that he would be the most convenient one to have their house be their go to hangout spot.

jazi was rich, he had personal chefs, personal maids, and he was just living the life!

many people may think otherwise, similar to the poop buddies, but jazi was actually smart, terrifyingly smart. atleast now he can justify the fact that he calls everyone stupid.. i think.

"HII! i'm so sorry for interrupting but are you guys looking for a doctor? because i can fit that role!" they rapidly moved their nostrils in sign language, helping those who can't comprehend her words (migel n leina).

"helo my pren wat ur name" sei and kiyu said in unison, turning to face each other, opening their mouths to lash out at one another.

"why u copi my sentence :(" the two said once more, again, at the same time. they didnt lash out at eachother after all, maybe these coincidences are just signs that they're.... meant to be!

"heh.. she's kim" alkoid walked out of the shadows, her head bowed, stance like a supermodel.

"its clear that she is the one we buddies needed, heh, join our kingdom.. kim.. after all.. you promised to help me defeat the PEE ENEMIES..."

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FLASHBACK

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"alkoid!! hey!!" kim ran joyfully, pooping a bit while she ran, leaving cute patterns on the bland sidewalk.

"heh.. what is it that you wish to bestow upon me.. are you one of the PEE ENEMIES?!!!" alkoid puts a hand over her eye, head tilting upwards as she held her other hand up in the air.